Along with the USB Mug Warmer, this looks like something i need to buy. As it should deal with sweaty balls as well

I didnt see a USB ball cleaner? May I suggest wiping them down before bagging them after a game, just until they come up with a device!

A friend of mine has tried these and yes, they do sort out the ' Bat Wing' problem for men...not just for hot bot women!

"Customers who bought this item also bought 'Office chair deodorizer'"

great idea, today I plug in this gadget and cool my bits by a couple of degrees, then in a few years time they can sell me a bigger one because all the power I used warmed the planet by a few degrees :o(

pointless, just like air conditioning.

The USB bum cooler will go excellently with this:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/usb-air-conditioned-shirt-181614.php

(even if the combination would make you look like the Michelin Man / Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, who's sitting on a black whoopee cushion)

Automated fart distribution system?