It was established in the "Criminal Justice, Immigration & Tesco Club card Bill" that the government doesn't need to show evidence of a problem that needs to be fixed in order to lock people up.

It only needs to *hypothesize* that there *might* be a problem. Even if we're talking about throwing people in jail, ruining their lives and creating life long criminals, which obviously would be a real problem.

Therefore it follows that I don't need to show why Nintendo face training game should be banned to fix a problem. I merely point that by making faces look younger, it is possible to make a naked model on the internet appear to look like a child. That this is sick and nobody should condone such a thing. It will send a strong message to these people that their sick little games will not be accepted in our country.

I will promote a bill immediately to ban it.

Yours faithfully,

Labour MP Martin Salter

P.S. I want a bill banning identity theft in blog comments, even when nobody is really fooled, because maybe a total moron will think its really me. In fact sometimes I read these blog comments, and I think it really is me, and don't I sound inciteful? So something must be made illegal.

Besides They've got to pass my "ban wankers from posting to el-reg" act first.