Original URL: http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2007/11/20/brando_wooden_cross_usb/
We can't see Brando's wooden cross USB Flash drive appealing to death metallers - too acoustic, not electric enough - which leaves Christians as the only cross-wearing community likely to be keen on this simple item.
Packs vobiscum
It certainly has a certain cardy-wearing, guitar-strumming, Rowan Williams quality - but who are we, as heathens, to say?
Not a favourite with vampires
For its part, Brando - which wants $30 (£16/€21) for this choice item - not only does it tout the product's 2GB data storage capacity but also touts the fact the gadget "can be a fashionable neck strap" too.
So there, your eminence...
The wooden cross USB Flash drive is available now from Brando's website (http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00383).
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