Nah, I'd want a wireless networkable missile launcher that had both camera and laser spot. This means that when I'm away from the effective launch site, I can hop on and target those that are not doing as they are told! Controllable from a web browser - Ha ha!! Power is almost mine...
By Ian EmeryPosted Monday 14th January 2008 13:21 GMT
Then you will be able to position your launcher for maximum effect; and also bring in the possibility of hacking in and turning someone's launcher against them!! :-)
But !! Hold On!!!
Where the Paris Hilton angle??
Well, I have heard that this toy confuses her. the missiles remind her of something, but she's not quite sure what..........
Anyone care to program a controller with a viola-jones face detector so it can self-aim?
Disclaimer: Aim it a little below the face or you'll get blamed when someone is hit in the eye. Better yet allow the user to program the offset. V-J face detectors detect Twi'leks but not Rodians or Wookiees so are unlikely to come in handy for many attacks by Star Wars aliens. Star Trek aliens are much easier to detect in general. Greys do not exist.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Monday 14th January 2008 14:13 GMT
I had one of this running on an office server; anyone could VNC in to fire it. I tried to attach a webcam and laser pointer to the frame but the combined weight was a bit much for it. And the cables got in the way.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Monday 14th January 2008 15:18 GMT
It started out as something so simple yet so cool and the potential is encouraging. Build the thing around a decent, remote controlled multiple axle frame, strong and big enough to support the webcam, laser-sight, wireless capabilities and anything else we can think up to throw in, come on, someone out there must be lacking the social skills to be able to knock this together in double-quick time...
By StaracePosted Monday 14th January 2008 21:36 GMT
A better idea would be some clever software to control the thing.
Ideally you'd be able to enter a floor plan, then select a target on it. The software would then steer/angle the launcher to suit, or just tell you the shot wasn't possible. The launcher would then lob the missiles in a nice arc onto the target.
The main reason for this is most offices don't allow direct line of fire. And it's a little more difficult to block/trace a shot coming in from above.
Another option would be to separate the camera & launcher. Put the camera up high with something to steer it, use it to designate a target, and the launcher is automatically adjusted to hit the target. Relatively simple stuff if you can mark out the position & height of the two bits of the system, especially if you add a range-finder onto the camera to get a proper target location...
By Mike PowersPosted Monday 14th January 2008 23:48 GMT
My buddy and I came up with an idea...fit a Taser on the darts, then glue the whole works to one of those indoor blimps. Sell the thing to a mall as a "Remote-Patrol Security Droid". If any teenagers start acting up you can just give them a quick zap, from the comfort of your air-conditioned Security Kiosk.
It probably would cause problems tho, because all the cute girls would end up with a gaggle of taser-armed blimps escorting them around the mall. At least it would keep the importunate boys away..."Uh, hey, what's your, like, sign?" ZARK ZARK ZARK
Comments on: USB Missile Launcher gets integrated spyscope webcam
What about... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 14th January 2008 13:05 GMT
Nah #
By Alex Posted Monday 14th January 2008 13:12 GMT
About blimmin time #
By The Avangelist Posted Monday 14th January 2008 13:15 GMT
Wireless anyone?? #
By Ian Emery Posted Monday 14th January 2008 13:21 GMT
Nice... good way to fool the burglars... #
By Stefan Paetow Posted Monday 14th January 2008 13:39 GMT
We can do better #
By Mycho Posted Monday 14th January 2008 13:52 GMT
The next step #
By Schoofs Posted Monday 14th January 2008 13:53 GMT
Ultimate office toy #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 14th January 2008 14:13 GMT
A few suggestions #
By Andrew Barr Posted Monday 14th January 2008 14:14 GMT
If you want range, #
By David Wiernicki Posted Monday 14th January 2008 14:15 GMT
As soon as they replace... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 14th January 2008 14:23 GMT
wireless #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 14th January 2008 14:37 GMT
Such potential... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 14th January 2008 15:18 GMT
USB extension cables #
By John Posted Monday 14th January 2008 16:32 GMT
Can we add a speaker with a choice of MP3s? #
By steven kraft Posted Monday 14th January 2008 19:04 GMT
Thoughts #
By Starace Posted Monday 14th January 2008 21:36 GMT
@ Steven Kraft #
By Gavin Taylor Posted Monday 14th January 2008 22:36 GMT
Flying Taser blimps? #
By Mike Powers Posted Monday 14th January 2008 23:48 GMT
Get the weight down... #
By Garry Mills Posted Wednesday 16th January 2008 12:02 GMT