Surely they have to release the same software for the macbook air? And the eee has long been associated with bikini-clad babes... Paris because she should be available as an option!

Surely its the video's fault he keeps getting the phone dirty in the first place?! :)

Not for that shoddy work. She doesn't polish to the edges...

Now if they made it into a 'game' where you (ahem) polish your iPhone whilst the scantily clad became even more scantily clad as a result of good cleansing technique it might be worth $5

Paris, because I'm sure she'll appear on there sooner or later and it's alleged she'll bring a cockatoo

That picture's a bit jerky, what's he doing with his other hand?

which is certain since all the iphone owners I have met have had more satisfying sexual relationships with their phone than girls.

They get the girls to "ooh" and "ahh" over their phone features but then they leave the bar with some jerk like me.

........ Tamagochi.

They show their iPhone to girls who "ooh" and "ahh", then leave the girls and go home with you? Wow. A fascinating insight into your weekends!