"or a gentile personal trainer"

So you're never going to hear something like : Oy vay! Move it, schmuck!!!

Problem with these things is the maximum and minimum HR limit's are usually too low; will it be adjustable?

I won't be in danger of anything other that breaking a sweat at 170bpm, so lets hope the nag limit can be adjusted to a suitably high level, and not a nanny-state-esque 155 or something. At which point I'm practically walking.

Paris 'cos she jogs too.

Paying for something that nags at you? I already have a girlfriend.

Might have been smarter to post anonymously. Unless that's a fake name and some poor innocent is about to find himself in a great deal of trouble with no idea why.

I think you're missing the point; these are clearly for people who don't :)

I've been to Japan, and fat arses seem about as rare there as likeable politicians. Obviously this product is targetted at the western world.

What a good idea, we all know that we slack of this way it will give us a kick.