Original URL: http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/04/02/sprint_and_samsung_unveil_jesus_phone_lookalike/
CTIA Wireless This summer, Sprint and Samsung will offer a touchscreen wireless handheld that dares to compete with the Jesus Phone.
When Sprint president and CEO Dan Hesse unveiled the new Samsung Instinct during his keynote speech at CTIA Wireless this morning in Las Vegas, he didn't actually mention the Jesus Phone. But he didn't have to. The Samsung Instinct looks like this:
Jesus Phone knockoff
And this:
Jesus Phone knock-off on its side
Nonetheless, Hesse insisted on calling the Samsung Instinct "truly unique".
You see, Dan Hesse believes that his new device - slated to hit the US sometime this summer - puts the iPhone to shame. "This device is like no other touch-screen phone. Period. None are faster. None have more content pre-loaded."
Then he listed some of the Looks Like Jesus Phone's other attributes - and made another reference to speed.
"We'll make it easy-to-use, bringing applications and contacts within a single finger tap. We'll provide data at blazing speeds on our mobile broadband EVDO Rev A network. We'll offer applications that customers want: high-speed web access and entertainment services like music and TV. And some other things that others can't deliver, like GPS navigation and over-the-air downloads."
Hesse even went so far as to say that Sprint is the stuff of science fiction. "The end result is that the wireless company of the future exists now," he said. "Speed. Content. Industry leading applications. Simplicity. All of this will be available at a very competitive price this summer."
Presumably, this means the Instinct will be priced along the lines of the $399 Jesus Phone. Some are reporting that the Looks Like Jesus Phone will sell for less than $300, complete with 3.1in touchscreen, a two-megapixel camera with camcorder, and 2GB of Micro SD memory.
Sprint may be the wireless network of the future. But it's not the wireless network of the recent past. In January, the also-ran US wireless carrier axed 4000 jobs and closed 8 per cent of its stores (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/18/sprint_job_cuts/), and its fledgling 4G WiMAX network was on the verge of ruin (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/10/sprint_and_clearwire_end_wimax_agreement/) before a late save (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/19/intel_to_save_wimax/) from Chipzilla.
Even now, some people argue that WiMAX is rubbish (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/26/wimax_failure/).
Of course, the Samsung Instinct won't run on WiMax - which Hesse described as "a network to mobilize the internet, not a voice network". The Instinct will run on EVDO. And there's no denying that EVDO is a step up from the AT&T EDGE network serving Jesus Phones here in the States.
To summarize: Sprint believes it will soon deliver The Second Coming. But this may be sacrilege. ®
For all the news on the CTIA Wireless trade show see our CTIA roundup (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/06/ctia_roundup/).
Chipzilla funds Sprint-Clearwire snog (7 May 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/07/sprint_and_clearwire_join_forces/
Deutsche Telekom mulls Sprint takeover (5 May 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/05/dt_sprint_bid_possible/
Sun backs Java-on-iPhone 'quick fix' (23 April 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/23/java_micro_edition_iphone/
O2 to slash 8GB iPhone pricing tomorrow? (15 April 2008)
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/04/15/o2_to_cut_iphone_price/
Dilemma meets opportunity: iPhone beta SDKs in review (14 April 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/14/iphone_sdk_beta_2_3_review/
The full-frontal iPhone case (11 April 2008)
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/04/11/xylo_touch_thru_iphone_case/
Aussies to get 3G iPhone in June... and unlocked? (10 April 2008)
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/04/10/oz_gets_unlocked_3g_iphone/
Revived cableco alliance could save Xohm... (9 April 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/09/cableco_alliance_xohm_sprint/
Influential tech pundit says iPhone 'will be 3G in 60 days' (7 April 2008)
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/04/07/mossberg_60_day_3g_iphone/
WiMAX is more of a crawl than a Sprint (3 April 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/03/zohm_delayed/
Android alternative delivers partial Linux package (3 April 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/03/limo_version_one/
Vodafone chief tells mobile users he knows where they live (3 April 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/03/vodaphone_ctia_keynote/
Yahoo! brings speech rec to mobile search (3 April 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/03/yahoo_one_search_version_two/
Wireless wonks celebrate 35th anniversary of first cell call (2 April 2008)
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/04/02/35th_anniversary_first_cell_call/
Apple ignores Jesus Phone life raft (2 April 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/02/logmein_mobile_rescue_hits_symbian/
Intel plays matchmaker with Sprint and Clearwire (19 February 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/19/intel_to_save_wimax/
Sprint axes 4,000 jobs, closes 125 stores (18 January 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/18/sprint_job_cuts/
Sprinting towards a WiMAX future (10 January 2008)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/10/sprint_nextel_wimax/
Rumors swirl in WiMAX world (17 December 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/17/clearwire_sprint_wimax_rumors/
WiMAX woes as Sprint dumps Clearwire (10 November 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/10/sprint_and_clearwire_end_wimax_agreement/
Sprint fails to explain XOHM nonsense (26 October 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/26/sprint_trumpets_xohm_at_ctia/
Google leaps into new Sprint portal (27 July 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/27/google_teams_with_sprint_on_wimaz_portal/
Sprint boots 200 American patriots for using their phones (19 July 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/19/sprint_accuses_soldiers_of_excessive_roaming/
Sprint boots 1,000 phone customers for talking too much (11 July 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/11/sprint_boots_annoying_phone_customers/