By Daniel B.Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 18:45 GMT
I wonder how would this couple with my own 1Gb "bubblegum" Kingmax Flash drive. That is, one I have that is so small it seems like one of those Trident gum sticks! You just "stick" it in the USB cable socket, with the copper-connector end facing inside.
That used to freak out some dudes back when I first bought it one year ago, as they thought I was sticking a Memory Stick into the USB connector!!!
Not too long ago i demonstrated to a work colleague how to upload several 10s of meg onto a floppy disc.
It actually just had a FTP client on the disc and I just used that to upload it onto a server, but I convinced him it was all going onto a disc via a "Magic program".
He is currently doing an IT degree it makes me shudder thinking about it...
By yeah, right.Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 21:49 GMT
Allow the USB to "pass through", saving the information transmitted to an embedded flash drive. Maybe the other end of the cable could include a wifi transmitter so that the flash drive can be unloaded remotely.
Basically, pry the flash board out of its case, open the appropriate head of the cord, cut the wires and take out everything except the plug, insulate the board and stick it in, then glue the head back together and saw the cord off.
You get the idea.
(Note: There's some really interesting stuff on that site--I also have an urge to make a Lego stick, as well.)
By Dave BellPosted Thursday 17th April 2008 22:28 GMT
Trust, long-established purveyer of last year's geekery, now have one of those ultra-small Bluetooth adaptors in their range.
Make a dummy cable, with no actual electrical connection, but Bluetooth at each end.
Connect two computers. While exchanging files, chop through the cable with an axe.
Now that's a fault-tolerant connection.
With a bit more effort this could have been wireless #
By Charles ManningPosted Thursday 17th April 2008 22:54 GMT
Just solder an antenna-looking thing onto onto each end of the cable and you could say to the sucker:"Gee I wonder what range it has" and get him/her to walk a few hundred metres away to test it.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Friday 18th April 2008 01:46 GMT
My friend's dog ate half of his USB stick a few months ago. Most of the circuit board (which was made visible) was still present, but unfortunately the drive no longer functioned.
I suppose if you can get one of these for cheap you can convince your friends that your 5 year old USB 1.1 PC actually connects to "Wireless USB" devices.
By A J StilesPosted Friday 18th April 2008 09:27 GMT
How about putting a 13 amp plug on the other end?
Just in case anybody is daft enough actually to plug this thing in, don't actually wire the USB cable to anything, but connect a 4.7k ohm resistor between live and earth. This should trip the ELCB before the resistor melts (it will be dissipating about 11 watts for a brief instant) and cause instant unpopularity.
By Scott BroukellPosted Friday 18th April 2008 09:32 GMT
I knew a bloke who could charge up a piece of coaxial cable. Don't know how he did it, but he would present you with a cable, about 1m in length, with bare twisted conducters visible at each end. "Go on, hold each end of this" he would say, with a gleam in his eye. "WTF, how is a stoopid bit of cable, unattached to any visible source, going to hurt me?" the recipeint would ponder. Then, **BELT** Zapf, **kerpow**, you recieved a healthy kick, which left you scratching your head, lots :-)
I think he held tight to one of the conducters (outer sleeve maybe) and had somehow charged himself up!, thus discharging when somebody else connected (dunno really).
Sounds like he sneaked a capacitor or few into the cable. I remember a similar thing from physics experiments at school - three elements, a D battery, a capacitor, and you (in parallel to the cap) holding the bulldog clips. Touch the clips to the sides of the battery, don't feel anything, cap charges up. Break the circuit with the battery... zap! Discharge.
Though you do need a fairly large capacitor to get a good zap, so still a bit weird that he got it working in the cable, unless he went to a lot of effort with little caps in parallel...
How about a walkthrough on closed mouth breathing? #
By MichaelPosted Friday 18th April 2008 10:57 GMT
> What about a nice walkthrough on making a that USB weirdity?
You need a walkthrough to cut a piece of wire?
I can see now why people buy bumper stickers and this kind of novelty item, I guess every time you see the same joke it's new, eh? :)
By Anonymous CowardPosted Friday 18th April 2008 13:24 GMT
no the cable is the capacitor, the outer braid has a large surface area to store electrons on hence has its own capacitence, it is perfectly capable of delivering a substantial shock especailly as coax can hold upto several KV you just need a good HT source to charge it say the back of a crt monitor... good old tech...
By Scott BroukellPosted Friday 18th April 2008 14:25 GMT
But there was absolutely no sign of other wires, batteries or capacitors - just this standard 6mm x 1m coaxial cable. Could he have charged himself, like a human capacitor ?
For someone with the know-how and the parts, there's plenty of room for a few capacitors inside a 1m coaxial cable. Of course, feeding a bunch of tiny capacitors connected in parallel into the cable would be quite frustrating for most people, so I'm suspecting that there were just a couple; one in either end (where you have that nice, big metal fitting one could hide them in).
People *can* charge themselves; otherwise, you wouldn't get that shocking affect when moving around wearing fluffy sweaters in a reasonably dry environment, and then touching something metal. However, he'd feel the zap also - it's just as unpleasant to have the charge leave you suddenly as it is to get it suddenly. Furthermore, people don't make really good capacitors - too many opportunities for discharge, and if you try pushing it too far, you can have other problems, also...
Comments on: Yes! It's the sawed-off USB key!
Ooooh #
By Daniel B. Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 18:45 GMT
Someone should sell this #
By Salmon Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 19:07 GMT
Canines #
By P Henry Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 19:50 GMT
Manic #
By Daniel Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 20:23 GMT
Awesome ;) #
By John Widger Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 20:24 GMT
What about a nice walkthrough on making a that USB weirdity? #
By Hate2Register Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 20:28 GMT
My own storyTM #
By Simon Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 21:10 GMT
Too obvious #
By Henry Cobb Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 21:34 GMT
15 minutes before this shows up on ThinkGeek... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 21:37 GMT
leave the cable #
By yeah, right. Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 21:49 GMT
To Hate2Register #
By Pyros Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 21:57 GMT
some people have no lives #
By tim Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 22:09 GMT
Excellent #
By E Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 22:20 GMT
And Bluetooth #
By Dave Bell Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 22:28 GMT
With a bit more effort this could have been wireless #
By Charles Manning Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 22:54 GMT
Wireless USB? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 18th April 2008 01:46 GMT
If you REALLY want to play havoc... #
By Trygve Henriksen Posted Friday 18th April 2008 07:15 GMT
@ Trygve Henriksen #
By dervheid Posted Friday 18th April 2008 08:34 GMT
Wireless the key #
By Richard Posted Friday 18th April 2008 08:41 GMT
Sawed? #
By JonB Posted Friday 18th April 2008 08:48 GMT
More BOFHiness #
By A J Stiles Posted Friday 18th April 2008 09:27 GMT
Cable shmable #
By Scott Broukell Posted Friday 18th April 2008 09:32 GMT
weekend #
By jai Posted Friday 18th April 2008 09:44 GMT
@Scott Broukell #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 18th April 2008 09:51 GMT
storage? #
By John Posted Friday 18th April 2008 09:58 GMT
@ Scott Broukell #
By Pete Posted Friday 18th April 2008 10:05 GMT
How about a walkthrough on closed mouth breathing? #
By Michael Posted Friday 18th April 2008 10:57 GMT
Stick the frayed end.... #
By andy gibson Posted Friday 18th April 2008 12:15 GMT
Impressed #
By Simon Riley Posted Friday 18th April 2008 12:20 GMT
@Pete #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 18th April 2008 13:24 GMT
@ Pete - Human Capacitor #
By Scott Broukell Posted Friday 18th April 2008 14:25 GMT
@scott #
By Ed Posted Friday 18th April 2008 15:30 GMT
More Modz #
By trackSuit Posted Sunday 20th April 2008 06:52 GMT
I Agree - this should be on the market #
By Marc P Summers Posted Monday 21st April 2008 16:20 GMT