By Odin EidskremPosted Monday 12th May 2008 13:38 GMT
I wonder what would happen if you put it in your pocket? (your mobile that is, not the suit). Would the 'trapped' radiation then cook you like a turkey in a bakingbag?
I mean, seeing as this thing is so efficient at de/reflecting radiation and all...
One wonders if it would protect the wearer from lightning also.
I propose an experiment and suggest that the kind of person who'll buy this suit would make a perfect ginnie pig. If the test results in their death, at least we'll be minus one moron.
Lightning? I'm pretty sure it would be better to have the suit earthed than reflective in that situation. However, it'd probably be pretty handy where the US have their Active Denial System deployed...
All they need to do now is mix up this suit with an "Energy Weapon Protection Device" ( http://ftp.uspto.gov/web/patents/patog/week43/OG/html/1323-4/US07284280-20071023.html ) and America will be forced to actually kill those pesky Students and Peaceniks, not electrocute them into coma.
First of all, faraday cages aren't reflective (and they are also effective only at certain wavelengths depending on the grid spacing). Any incoming EM on the right frequency will induce small currents in the faraday cage and so not penetrate it.
Unless it has an unshielded external pocket then your phone will not work when inside your suit (or they are lying and it has no effect at all on microwave transmissions).
As protection from lighting it's likely to make things worse not better, the entire wire bit will melt and probably set your suit on fire, plus it might increase your likelihood of being hit in the first place, especially if your trouser hems drag on the ground.
By SImon HobsonPosted Monday 12th May 2008 14:34 GMT
Re: Hmmmmmm...
Well if you put the phone inside then it will turn up it's transmit power to try and get a signal to the network. So much more radiation - at least until the battery goes flat in a fraction of the time it normally lasts.
Re: Someone explain
It's simple, you just have to remember to use the marketing department physical model of reality and it all works nicely.
But no-one spotted the even better use for this - it would be interesting to see what it did to the tazer current. In theory, the current would just short along the wires and the wearer would be largely unaffected. Of course, it depends on closely the wires are woven.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Monday 12th May 2008 15:16 GMT
Forget about the Bluetooth and Wifi worrying wackjobs, would the woven metallic material protect your from a tasering, for accidentally looking sideways at the UKs newly equipped and trigger happy police force?
By Tim GreenwoodPosted Monday 12th May 2008 16:05 GMT
Of course it's not really to protect against radiation from mobiles. As many people have already spotted, it's actually for Taser protection and I am checking the ordering details now
My understanding is that Thorshield (search for it) is simply a highly conductive wearable fabric which conducts the current between the poles of the taser through itself instead of through your body. If that is right then this should also work as long as the metal mesh is fine enough.
The number of comments pertaining to these suits being Taser proof leads one to suspect that many of the readers here are yobboes, yahoos and lager louts. Never mind tasering even flogging is too good for you! Hrrmm hrrmm
By James HenstridgePosted Tuesday 13th May 2008 02:35 GMT
You want to walk around in clothing that has wires hanging out of it? A taser would be the least of your worries -- make sure you stay away from tube stations.
I wonder if it's the same material as you get in the ESD prevention jackets we have at work. If they would be allowed on our shop floor it would make the place look a lot smarter.
By Wayland SothcottPosted Tuesday 13th May 2008 07:54 GMT
Zap proof suit. With further development it could be Iron Mans aparral. Could it stop that microwave heat gun? Clearly they need to see if it stops Tazers as that's what everyone here is wondering.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Tuesday 13th May 2008 08:40 GMT
Thats got me wondering if anyone has ever tried to board a plane in a suit of chainmail / armour.. if you dont want to pay excess bagage it might be the only way!
By Louis CowanPosted Tuesday 13th May 2008 11:23 GMT
Just as someone earlier mentioned that this won't help when you have your mobile phone at your ear, I'm sure this suit won't be much use should the cops taser you in the face...
Comments on: Business suit tailored to reflect phone radiation
Hmmmmmm... #
By Odin Eidskrem Posted Monday 12th May 2008 13:38 GMT
This should be fun #
By Pete mcQuail Posted Monday 12th May 2008 13:49 GMT
Hmm... #
By Richard Posted Monday 12th May 2008 13:50 GMT
Someone explain #
By Michael Driscoll Posted Monday 12th May 2008 13:59 GMT
Hold up, I've spotted a flaw... #
By Greg Posted Monday 12th May 2008 14:02 GMT
@Richard #
By Ash Posted Monday 12th May 2008 14:07 GMT
Don't tase me bro! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 14:19 GMT
faraday cages aren't reflective #
By Steve Posted Monday 12th May 2008 14:33 GMT
Hmm, the bandwagon went that way ... #
By SImon Hobson Posted Monday 12th May 2008 14:34 GMT
Is it Taser-proof? #
By John Latham Posted Monday 12th May 2008 14:45 GMT
@Michael Driscoll #
By Jezza Posted Monday 12th May 2008 15:00 GMT
Taser the wackjobs #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 15:16 GMT
I am... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 15:57 GMT
It's a cover #
By Tim Greenwood Posted Monday 12th May 2008 16:05 GMT
Taserproof? #
By It'sa Mea... Mario Posted Monday 12th May 2008 16:09 GMT
Taserproof material #
By Mycho Posted Monday 12th May 2008 16:33 GMT
I hear #
By pctechxp Posted Monday 12th May 2008 17:04 GMT
Hmmm, walking antenna? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 12th May 2008 17:20 GMT
This could be a problem for pensioners wired up to the net #
By Anonymous John Posted Monday 12th May 2008 17:48 GMT
Very interesting! #
By Chris G Posted Monday 12th May 2008 19:31 GMT
Now try to use an airport #
By Adrian Esdaile Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 00:44 GMT
@John Latham #
By James Henstridge Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 02:35 GMT
ESD-proof? #
By John Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 07:38 GMT
Don't zap me mate #
By Wayland Sothcott Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 07:54 GMT
Surely a Taser Suit by another name... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 08:28 GMT
@This should be fun #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 08:40 GMT
Manny Cohen turns in his grave... #
By Glyn Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 08:54 GMT
Tasering #
By Louis Cowan Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 11:23 GMT
Added Extra's #
By Edward Pearson Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 18:17 GMT