or have they just stapled a solar panel to some underwear and called it an invention?

Paris cos she'd probably buy one...

Stop complaining Simon... Stapling things to other things is a common way of inventing these days. Look how many mobile phones have cameras stapled to them.

Grass, astroturf or (ahem) bush?

She has just got a solar panel stapled to her undies.

Still the Reg has managed to get another photo of someone scantily clad in a news article. And even wangled an IT angle.

Nice!!