...Pope catholic, bear spotted in forests.

Remember in Minority Reports - something that happened but sometimes showed up as an echo? Question mark which way it'll go tho.

Paris cos, er, I felt like it :)

Bearing in mind the cynicism of the article, questioning the fallacy of the source... why bother even reporting it at all?

Slow news day at The Reg?

....if the pope were to be spotted in the forest with a catholic bear, would one automatically assume that the pope were about to take a sh*t?

(Please note i am unaware how to tell the religious beliefs of animals, but for this i am assuming that all bears are catholic)

Come on, Matt, ANYTHING that has a hint of Apple about it is a chance for El Reg to be cynical!