By Dominic KuaPosted Monday 2nd June 2008 09:37 GMT
But now to the important matters,
New girl doesn't work for me. Far too thin, arms like twiglets.
I will now buy an Elonex one in protest. Oddly thin woman who probably would never allow the calories of a glass of wine to enter her body, you have lost Asus a customer.
I demand better looking models, with more meat on their bones.
Screw the battery - let's focus on the real story #
By Senor BeavisPosted Monday 2nd June 2008 09:41 GMT
I approve of new Eee PC girl, and it looks like she's on the way to getting drunk.
By alistair millingtonPosted Monday 2nd June 2008 10:04 GMT
Another 17 quid on top of hte price, puts it beyond being cute, cheap and ultra useful to the realms of a normal laptop which usually have bigger screens as well.
Where Asus can do battery swapouts for £17.50, whilst all other laptop manufacturers want over hundred quid for a replacement battery.. My HP battery for example, was £140
Yup, I can't wait to post off my battery, then sit around waiting for a month while Asus pull their finger out and get around to sending me my replacement. If they can get enough stock into the UK to deal with the replacements.
Yup, an ultra-portable laptop with no battery is going to be really useful thanks Asus.
Also, the announcement I've seen is that the cost is £10 + VAT (or is El Reg adding the cost of the special delivery, to prevent Asus claiming they never received the battery for replacement)
By Steven RaithPosted Monday 2nd June 2008 10:27 GMT
In my experience, oddly thin women will allow many a thing to enter their body, but lets not go there, eh? I'll go as far as to say Mars Bar Party.
Strange decision by Asus, but perhaps shows how much profit [or little, more to the point] they are making on the Eee-range in the UK/EU if they are resorting to this as a 'response' to the comments from many quarters.
Perhaps they are cutting it closer to the bone in the UK/EU than they would like?
The 701's have a 2 year warranty on the hardware anyway, so giving it to the 900's is no great extra (although the cost differential between a 701 and a 900 is!)
However IIRC the battery on the 701 only has a 6 month warranty ... which means that if the 900's have a 2 year battery would represent an improvement but I bet they don't 8-)
I don't own either, but I see the Nokia N810 and the Eee serving the same purpose. Portable, small computer to access email, web with the ability to run other applications.
In my head I'm going more towards the N810 than the Eee.
By Danny ThompsonPosted Monday 2nd June 2008 11:35 GMT
Don't see the need for the 900 - the extra £s don't seem worth it to me. But that said, these eeePC are superb bits of kit, even with the Xandros Linux which I haven't bothered to replace with XP, its quite functional enough out of the box. Particularly loved the OOTB Huawei 3G/HSDPA modem support which took all of 90 seconds to configure.
Asus Stick Girl doesn't do an awful lot for me, I much prefer their beach babe with the cleavage sufficient to hold a spare battery. And didn't anyone bother to tell her not to wave a glass of wine over a keyboard!
By Anonymous CowardPosted Monday 2nd June 2008 14:35 GMT
I'm liking the new eee girl - she may be a bit on the super-model thin side but she looks a lot more happy and friendly that the beach girl. And considerably less badly Photoshopped to boot!
By Anonymous CowardPosted Tuesday 3rd June 2008 12:14 GMT
What can they possibly do with the old battery? It's a sealed unit and it's used - so they can't sell them on. All they will be left with is a pile of toxic waste to dispose of.
So, surely the only conclusion that can be drawn is that Asus are being deliberately bloody-minded to make what appears to be a "generous" offer much less attractive than it would first appear. Fewer people will take it up and it will cost Asus less. Job done.
And as for the warranty, well that's nothing more than weasel words: Italy is getting a 5800mAh battery (the largest) and reports from France suggest it is getting a 5200mAh battery - still larger than the one the UK has been shafted with. And they will all get the 2-year warranty.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Tuesday 3rd June 2008 14:53 GMT
Another thing for you to look at, Tony: Asus trumpets the fact that the 900 weighs "0.99kg", but that is with the 5800 battery - the crap UK battery actually weighs more, bringing the weight of the unit to more than 1kg.
http://forum.eeeuser.com/viewtopic.php?pid=279415
So, can you ask Asus how it can claim that the 5800mAh battery isn't universal whilst also claiming that the unit weighs less than 1kg, when with the 4400mAh battery it weighs MORE than 1kg?
Well after The Planet server debarcle all I can say this that my little Eee PC has been a complete and utter life saver .... The battery lasted for ever .. I just don't see the issue ... stunning little box with a more than adequate 2 year warranty battery ...
Comments on: Asus offers Brits Eee PC 900 battery swap plan
eee girl #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 09:37 GMT
Better battery good, paying bad #
By Dominic Kua Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 09:37 GMT
Screw the battery - let's focus on the real story #
By Senor Beavis Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 09:41 GMT
Never mind the beach.. #
By Simon Cresswell Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 09:47 GMT
Nice one asus #
By Tom Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 09:58 GMT
What? #
By alistair millington Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 10:04 GMT
Strange World.. #
By Mark Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 10:12 GMT
Gee thanks Asus #
By Mat Stace Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 10:24 GMT
Oddly thin woman... #
By Steven Raith Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 10:27 GMT
2 year warranty for 701's as well ... #
By Richard Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 10:36 GMT
@Mat #
By Tony Smith, Editor, Reg Hardware Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 11:11 GMT
What about the Nokia N800/N810 #
By Albert Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 11:18 GMT
good move. #
By b Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 11:31 GMT
Got the 700 #
By Danny Thompson Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 11:35 GMT
Grey imports? #
By Sapient Fridge Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 13:31 GMT
New eee girl #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 14:35 GMT
New eee girl #
By Richard Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 15:57 GMT
wtf??? only 2years??? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 16:06 GMT
Please ask them about the old battery #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 3rd June 2008 12:14 GMT
And how much does it weigh? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 3rd June 2008 14:53 GMT
bbbbbbbattery...... #
By Tim Posted Wednesday 4th June 2008 07:30 GMT
more info #
By Simon Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 13:16 GMT