I got my Tom Tom after three wrong turns:

= firstly in Guildford when we went to the Holiday Inn and I took a wrong turn to another town when we could actually see the Holiday Inn, and this made my children cry.

= Secondly, trying to get back across the Thames after visiting Bluewater in Kent, and heading toward London by mistake.

= and thirdly, trying to come off the M1 onto the M25 and missing it not once, but twice, when I failed to spot the turn off coming the other way too.

...who drove into the car in front while fiddling with her TomTom.

D'oh!