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Comments on: Yes! It's the Knight Rider satnav!

OTT 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 19:36 GMT

Liked the show and might buy this if its maps/software were upgradeable (though I don't think KITT every had a firmware upgrade during his frequent services in the back of the Knight Industries' truck or rather rolling garage) so it probably won't so I wont buy.

Can we have an anaimated anamorphic equalizer icon please El Reg because was better than anything produced by Mr Gates or Mr Jobs

I'm surpised that General Motors (company behind Pontiac) didn't capitalisemore on the show's popularity by perhaps including a light in the bonnet of their cars.

Not sure... 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 19:38 GMT

Joke

I'm not sure if I should cry or buy one. Perhaps I'll do both...

no sweeping lights? 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 20:26 GMT

so in every single image of the unit, the lights on the sides are in exactly the same position - do they not voorp voorp from side to side (or top to bottom in this case) like KITT's does? that's a bit lame and cheap. how much would it cost to put a small circuit in to pulse the leds in sequence?

WTF? 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 20:40 GMT

Is somebody taking the "Mick Mick"?

Ugly design and wrong, given the (presumably 'scanning') LEDs are duplicated and vertical, instead of horizontal.

1KITT, naw! More like SHI77!

Unless it's got a boost option to get you thru rush hour traffic, it isn't getting room in my motor.

Awesome! 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 20:43 GMT

Michael in its many forms is the third most popular name in the western world. Shouldn't be too much of a problem to restrict it thus.

knight rider sat nav 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 21:00 GMT

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ok so this is too cool. if i can get where i am going with the satnav and get a laugh while doing it i may not notice the price of fuel.

Users named Michael 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 21:08 GMT

Perhaps they'll only sell it to people who can provide ID with the name Michael on it?

Will it hook into the cruise control so I can go to sleep and let it drive?

Voices 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 21:17 GMT

Stop

TomTom

John Cleese

Nuff said at the mo.

Sorry, but KITT (the older model) is old news. When Val Kilmer does a new TomTom voice so my toy is 'current' and not mid-80's I'll buy it.

Oh dear, I'm a nerd!

STOP sign, so I can change paint job and drive right thru it

Does it have.... 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 21:17 GMT

Turbo boost? Or Autopilot?

If not, it's not really Knight Rider

Want! 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 21:26 GMT

Go

That's a whole lot of want right there.

And I don't even own a car.....

Voice Options 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 21:38 GMT

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And can we swap the voice module to a nice feminine contralto? I have a female truck, y'see.

Sold! 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 22:10 GMT

Happy

I must have one of those, it's a brilliant idea!

My name actually is Michael Knight 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 22:11 GMT

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But that's a bloody ugly thing, and I don't have a car to put it in anyway.

@OTT 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 22:26 GMT

KITT had one firmware upgrade coinciding with his being all-but destroyed by a tank. There may have been a second I forget.

old fast 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 22:29 GMT

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just like the comedy voices you can get for tomtom (included a third rate KITT impersonation) won't this just get boring after the first journey?

I was disappointed at first due to not being called Michael 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 23:14 GMT

But then I remembered that Michael is my middle name, so that's close enough

awesome 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 23:38 GMT

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Im gonna go buy one tomorrow, knightrider is ace, long live the hoff!

I don't have a car... 

Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 23:38 GMT

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...but I want one. I REALLY want one. How'd it look on a Graco buggy d'ya think?

tomtom fool 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 00:50 GMT

Alert

I have my TomTom loaded with the voice of b.a.baracus. So maybe I should make a kit that added some led lights to the case and change the voice which is available (just downloaded for free.)

Gimme gimme gimme! 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 04:56 GMT

Coat

Birthday next month, so let me have it!

Then I'll start saving for a car.

Mine's the waterproof one with the fluorescent stripes, cheers.

HAL 9000 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 06:20 GMT

Dead Vulture

What I want to know is when I can get a HAL navigation system for my car.

Me: Let go through the drive-thru.

HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Me: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Me: What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

The lights 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 07:54 GMT

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For all those moaning about the lights being wrong, didn't KITT have a set of vertical lights inside the car that fluctuated when he talked? Maybe that's what these ones do.

@ jai & AC 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:07 GMT

Stop

the vertical lights on this are supposed to imitate the VERTICAL lights that used to pulse in time with KITT's voice that were INSIDE the car on the centre console (either side of where the turbo boost buttons were etc) they're not supposed to imitate the one that was on the hood. Sorry i'm English I mean bonnet not hood.

So clearly the flaw with this product is that it should come with an additional set of bonnet mounted scanning lights for the full KITT experience!

oh hang on, but what about a super pursuit mode button....

Forget the voices and led's 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:20 GMT

Boffin

Does it come with a "C" button?

So when are we going to get a fanboy icon then?

Oh dear... 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:21 GMT

This is just so wrong. But I really really really want one!

@ Henry Jenkins 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:41 GMT

Stop

Sorry Henry, although your idea is a good one - having the lights imitate KITT's vocorder (or whatever it was called) - you can clearly see that the design of the sides of the unit is intended to mimic the leading edge of KITT's bonnet. Sadly this means that the lights are indeed supposed to be the scanning thingy, and thus are indeed pants.

@AC 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:45 GMT

Joke

Do they do a Meatloaf voice for Satnav?

"Tuuurn around"

Oh man, I want that 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:48 GMT

although I may have to go buy a car first

Does it give directions? 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:49 GMT

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Or does just nag you when you try to pull off a dangerous manouver and make droll quips?

Also does it include a 1000kbit SD Card?

Don't believe the hype 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 09:45 GMT

Flame

This looks to be a FAKE story.

Autoblog.com links to the 'original' story on Nextautos.com, but there the story has been pulled without explanation. Only pics from a Nextauto.com user remain.

Move on, people, it was fun while it lasted...

Sadly 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 09:50 GMT

Happy

Sadly when zipping down the road and turning corners in the low slung mid engined sports car or the the other open air ultra light weight Lotus 7 clone powered by the Toyota or Nissan twin cam 120 cubic inch turbo charged four banger ! The biggest menace to these tiny baby but very fast agile play toys with roof lines less then forty inches(great when Hot Pants were all the rage what a birds eye view you got so as to speak !) cruising down the rain swept winter roads at a reasonable road speed are either idiots with stick on football supporter club badges trying to stick to your rear end like glue . But you laugh when you see them spin out at the round abouts or any corner as they just didn't quite make the turn at the same velocity you are traveling at , oopsie ! . So sad the simple fact is most male football club supporters with these units think they can drive like a top formula one or ace rally car driver drunk or sober !

However , the biggest menace are the planks male or female who drive these overweight crap handling wallowing fallover land barges with a nav system stuck on the windshield as they weave across eight lanes of highway so busy playing with their toy navigator they tend to ignore all traffic around them as they meander on their silly way despite the big overhead signs pointing the way miles before the turn ! A very good thing when in your lightweight toy car with grunt and fast responsive steering you pass these wowsers before they can react and weave in front of you and all they see is the top of your red Ferrari baseball cap as you zoom past in the blink of an eye and leave them behind !

Yeah those sat nav road users are truly a menace to both pedestrians and every other motorist in their destination path !

Even when stuck at the red traffic lights you still see these wankers playing with the units oblivious to their surroundings as well !

The Dodge Viper V10 now that is a great V8 baiter , but that be another tale !

@Meatloaf voice for Satnav 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 09:55 GMT

Does that come with regular reminders about proper mirror usage?

Arrested Development 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 10:02 GMT

Now if this was GOB's voice from Arrested Development (he was slated to be the voice of the new version) I would die happy, and I'm not even a Michael

How about .. 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 10:08 GMT

once the unit has been programed with the route, the visual map could disappear and then you simply rely on the KITT voice to get directions. Maybe then the unit could display the correct EQ bars for the KITT voice unit when it speaks...

Just a thought...

Killjoy alert 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 10:09 GMT

Animating the lights would probably fall foul of whatever legislation it is that decrees against flashing lights on car stereos etc while the vehicle is in motion. I suspect satnavs in general only get away with it because of the questionable value of finding good deep rivers to ditch into.

Oh yes! 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 10:22 GMT

Happy

Great, but they missed a trick -

Super-pursuit mode button - Fastest route ignoring speed limit.

Pursuit mode button - Fastest route with speed limit.

Cruise mode button - Shortest / Economical route.

Turbo Boost Button - A whooshing sound effect which also pumps a little bit of nitro into your engine block!

It must have the best voice recognition capabilities out there too.

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I'm liking this thing, but they should have added some extra likeness gubbins, buttons adorning the left and right of the KITT voice lights, an animation effect for voice lights, and maybe a replacement complete dash for your make of car, CRT TV screens et al.

Maybe I'm getting a bit carried away. ;-) I is luvving it!

@ott 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 10:26 GMT

Go

Just a quick note, Pontiac DID capitalise on the Knight Rider popularity and produced a Trans Am in Kitt's paint job. There is a rumour they discontinued it very quickly because some idiots tried to jump tracks in front of trains and drive off cliffs.

This is only an urban legend that was mentioned on a TV programme about Knight Rider, so make of this what you will.

Not sure I'd get this though as the novelty would wear off very rapidly... It's not right without the sweeping lights though.

@tony trolle 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 11:29 GMT

Coat

Do you find that your BA Baracus Sat Nav refuses to direct you to the airport?

What about a Sat Nag? 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 14:29 GMT

http://newsletter.iwoot.com/go.asp?/bIWO001/qTCI3R8/xYWXCR8

Found a video 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 15:44 GMT

Heart

http://gizmodo.com/5019065/mios-knight-rider-gps-test-drive-video-verdict-its-kittastic :o)

@AF..... and not a hoax? 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 15:55 GMT

Happy

Sorry AF, although your idea is a good one - and you're right the sides are an imitation of the bonnet/nose of the car - as you'll see from the link below it is in fact a bastard love child amalgamation of the two things.

oh and it's vocoder not vocorder, and in fact a vocoder is the device/effect used to produce the robotic KITT voice not the lights themselves. The lights that flash in time with the speech, well, they're just lights that flash in time with the speech. Same principle as the output meter(s) on a mixing desk, though a lot lower resolution I'm sure! lol

see below.... voice sounds pretty ropey in places i reckon

http://gizmodo.com/5019065/mios-knight-rider-gps-test-drive-video-verdict-its-kittastic

@Andy Taylor 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 16:17 GMT

No, but if you put in a destination anywhere close to it, it starts to repeat "Ain't gettin on no plane.....Ain't gettin on no plane" until you feed it some drug spiked milk.

@Meatloaf voice for Satnav 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 20:54 GMT

Paris Hilton

And what about the dashboard light ......

Paris, if you can remember .....

Merchandising 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 21:04 GMT

Paris Hilton

Oh dear.

I just hope this isn't the start of something. Paris Hilton satnav anyone?

SHIGHT RIDER 

Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 21:51 GMT

How crap is this, it's sooooo retro that it's got a guff 2D map.

@@tony trolle 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 04:07 GMT

funny at the end of the trip the voice does say "you have arrived at your destination thanks for not making me fly fool."

The voice from the tomtom website is marked as British !?

going OT again didn't a British man buy kitt after some californa firm coped the body for a few replicas.

##### found it http://www.carsofthestars.com/ in Keswick, Cumbria.

Voices? 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 09:39 GMT

Paris Hilton

Tom tom has a few very nice voice to choose from here in the Netherlands, one is an adult actress called kim holland, and she tells you to "get off" at the next turn in a very sultry voice, but it's kinda hard to translate it. Paris, because they're almost in the same line of work, only kim uses a better camera..

tomtom 

Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 04:48 GMT

news release in SoCal, so important is was on the morning news Navtones (not on the news) signed Kim Cattrall (who was on the news) to voice tomtom directions.