last thing we need is driving made easier for those who cant be bothered to keep a lookout anyway. Give this to all drivers with no insurance claims for things their fault in the last 10 years and then we're talking!
ugh
By Richard EvansPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 14:53 GMT
1. Take the thought out of driving.
2. ???
3. Profit!
How many articles
By John RobsonPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 14:58 GMT
Two unrelated articles smushed together...
If the camera/computer systems doesn't require 10% of the engined power then it looks like a sensible system, can you tell it it's wrong as well though - for when some miscreant has turned the speed limit signs round?
For that matter wouldn't GPS with known speed limits work quite well.
meh
By Anonymous CowardPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:04 GMT
Last thing we need is a reason to buy a Vauxhall.
What's that? There still isn't one?
I like the way the article's about a Vauxhall, and then the hack says "Talking of road noise..." Yeah, very good that one. Made me laugh. :)
Not very useful...
By NevPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:07 GMT
...unless you can also use it to take pictures of the car in front
with someone behind the wheel who's driving like a twat.
Especially if you could immediately post it on YouTube.
Wide Angle?
By Anonymous CowardPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:09 GMT
Doesn't look very wide to me from their diagrams. Looks rather more like it's mildly telephoto to me.
Motorway driving made easy.
By JamiePosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:12 GMT
Should be fun for people driving down the motorway having a backseat driver telling you that you are swerving out of your lane, or having it shout because you have to swerve to miss something on the side of the road.
Hmm
By Steven RaithPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:14 GMT
So, drivers have to look at the dashboard to find out information that they would have noticed had they been paying attention to the road in the first place?
Vicious circle anyone?
Steven R
Lane markings? Which are the lane markings?
By Colin MillarPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:15 GMT
Most of the roads in the UK look like some crazy with a pitch-liner has been dancing a foxtrot on them.
Out of Line
By Solomon GrundyPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:20 GMT
Does this mean that the thing will be warning me every time I change lanes as I am weaving in and out of D.C. traffic?
I wonder what it displays for cattle crossing signs? Or for deaf child signs? Or slow children signs?
This sounds like a silly idea as it gives people even more of a reason to drive less aware than they already do.
Home made signs?
By Philip CheesemanPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:24 GMT
Whats to stop people putting up home made signs to get people to slow down outside their house?
People paying attention would know the difference but I bet many people will just stick to fake speed limit - The 'Computer says no' mentality...
Alternatively...
By RobajobPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:26 GMT
We could just teach people to drive.
A combination...
By DMPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:27 GMT
of toyota's noise reduction and the vaxhaull system to stop me hearing back seat drivers sounds to be the best solution to me!
Great idea!
By SimonPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:28 GMT
So long as it has an "OFF" switch.
FFS Do they think we drive with our eyes shut, hmm then again White Van Man was doing it this morning.
Already fitted!
By Anonymous CowardPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:34 GMT
I have a car with a similar device already. It's called a windscreen! I can look out of this transparent glazed portal, and not only see pertinant roadsigns and markings, but also other road users!
I find it invaluble, along with the dial that allows me to avoid speeding tickets, just make sure the number it points at is the same or below the one on the sign, and you'll never get done! :)
International options?
By MychoPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:38 GMT
Road markings vary quite a deal from country to country, not to mention some speed limit signs are in km/h instead of mph. Does this system employ gps to automatically work out which country you're in? What about what planet you're on?
@Solomon Grundy
By Danny RobertsPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:42 GMT
--Does this mean that the thing will be warning me every time I change lanes as I am weaving in and out of D.C. traffic?--
Probably not if you are indicating ;-)
Having said that, I agree this is a daft idea. If it doesn't fly, I don't care!
If you think "oh, that's a good idea"
By Anonymously DefloweredPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:43 GMT
Please hand in your driving license forthwith.
Thank you.
Positive?
By Mike TreePosted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:47 GMT
So nobody has anything good to say about this, then?
No,didn't think so.
Philip Cheeseman
By Anonymous CowardPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 16:01 GMT
why not just stick your home made sign over the real one? It's only one black number on a white background that you need to change anyway.
Not really sure who this is targeted at...
By Mike MoylePosted Monday 23rd June 2008 16:05 GMT
Based on their sign-reading graphic, the camera appears to be angled towards seeing signs on the RIGHT side of the road.
Maybe the target market is Brits who plan to drive somewhere off-island and will need to be reminded of where to look for the road signs...?
Just guessing... It's the only way that their graphic makes sense, unless Vauxhall plans on selling an awful LOT of vehicles overseas...
No, no and thrice NO!
By The BigYinPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 16:20 GMT
We have enough brainless drivers as it is, let's not give them an excuse to use even less of their brains.
Though a similar system for BMW, Merc, Lexus and Volvo drivers would be good. When the car detects they've changed lanes or made a turn without indicating, an arm should come out of the dashboard and beat the driver into a bloody pulp.
Signs
By RobinPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 17:14 GMT
Is it able to read signs obscured by trees etc.? The number of times I've had to crane my neck round to see that yes, I did miss my turning or no, I haven't been sufficiently alerted as to potential danger from deer.
@ Mike Moyle
By pctechxpPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 17:20 GMT
I think these graphics are taken from documentation for OPEL (GM's European brand for Vauxhall, its Holden in Oz) so that might explain the camera angle.
@ Dave yep probably will happen, think a better system would be one that takes over, drives them into the nearset car park when they start to drive like a dick and disables the engine which can only be re-enabled by your friendly Vauxhall for a couple of grand, that'll stop 'em
Stick it on all cars driving past my house!
By Geoff MayPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 17:33 GMT
If it stops people driving past my house (30mph zone) at 70 to 100 mph then I want it installed in all cars. Either that or I want to have a speed hump, directly in front of my house ... one about 100 feet high will do me.
Will stop them thoughtless and witless pillocks from doing stupid speeds past my house ...
A great opening here ...
By NebuloPosted Monday 23rd June 2008 18:06 GMT
for a small factory somewhere making stick-on speed limit signs!
Mine's the one with a 20mph sticker on the back ...
Fake sign fun.
By SimonPosted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:13 GMT
What's next is, cars that limit using these systems.
Children that put up fake signs randomly.
Fun... (I wish I was young, in the future).
Or that sign that is covered over by 10 years of bush growth.
Soon though, we are going to have generations learning in these cars, passing a test, and then, being able to drive any car without these features and stuff in them. So, will we have a new licence band? One for people who learnt to drive in cars for regards? and One for people who are actually able to? (bit like the Manual vs Automatic now :p)
@Solomon Grundy
The previous systems that did this (but I don't know if ALL did), would shut up if you are indicating, so if you indicate to change lanes, it won't warn you.
Interesting idea but...
By Andraž LevstikPosted Tuesday 24th June 2008 11:20 GMT
... a slight improvment:
a) go from looking at the dash to a HUD overlay that would highlight such things along
with other traffic etc and calculate their vectors of movement etc...
b) provide an audio warning: "approaching 30 mph zone" "approaching traffic lights"
c) detect traffic around the car and warn on a HUD overlay with a warning for that area
Yes I am a driver, I have been one for 3 years(I belive exactly to the day) and yes I would find such a tool helpful even though I drive more carefully than most.
Adaptive sound control
By Anonymous CowardPosted Tuesday 24th June 2008 13:03 GMT
I recall years back there was a show called "Beyond 2000" and they had a segment about the original work done by Lotus engineering The woman presenting the segment was driving around on a country lane in the smallest, meanest little econobox I had seen in a long time. It had the Lotus testbed car and it had a high-powered amplifier, microphones, speakers, and a few sensors to pick up throttle position and engine RPM.
She twisted a knob on a little box under the dash and switched the system from "Normal" to "Porsche" to "Ferrari" to "Mustang" and magically, the auditory experience within this little s**tbox of a car became that of the high-dollar, high performance automobile the knob selected. It was an instant "I WANT IT!" experience.
It was also hilarious seeing the car from the outside as the sound from the inside of the car was heard on the soundtrack.
Chris F
By Chris FlemingPosted Tuesday 24th June 2008 20:30 GMT
Just the thing for Mr Magoo...
I get my coat because I'm taking the tube home.
@Andraž Levstik
By JimPosted Wednesday 25th June 2008 11:25 GMT
"Yes I am a driver, I have been one for 3 years...and yes I would find such a tool helpful..."
Seriously? You need help in spotting and responding to large, (mostly) obvious signs? And you think that you should still be driving a 1 tonne lump of metal (and glass and plastic) around? Seriously?
Comments on: Vauxhall launches virtual backseat driver
bah
By dave Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 14:53 GMT
ugh
By Richard Evans Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 14:53 GMT
How many articles
By John Robson Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 14:58 GMT
meh
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:04 GMT
Not very useful...
By Nev Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:07 GMT
Wide Angle?
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:09 GMT
Motorway driving made easy.
By Jamie Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:12 GMT
Hmm
By Steven Raith Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:14 GMT
Lane markings? Which are the lane markings?
By Colin Millar Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:15 GMT
Out of Line
By Solomon Grundy Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:20 GMT
Home made signs?
By Philip Cheeseman Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:24 GMT
Alternatively...
By Robajob Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:26 GMT
A combination...
By DM Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:27 GMT
Great idea!
By Simon Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:28 GMT
Already fitted!
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:34 GMT
International options?
By Mycho Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:38 GMT
@Solomon Grundy
By Danny Roberts Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:42 GMT
If you think "oh, that's a good idea"
By Anonymously Deflowered Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:43 GMT
Positive?
By Mike Tree Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:47 GMT
Philip Cheeseman
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 16:01 GMT
Not really sure who this is targeted at...
By Mike Moyle Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 16:05 GMT
No, no and thrice NO!
By The BigYin Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 16:20 GMT
Signs
By Robin Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 17:14 GMT
@ Mike Moyle
By pctechxp Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 17:20 GMT
Stick it on all cars driving past my house!
By Geoff May Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 17:33 GMT
A great opening here ...
By Nebulo Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 18:06 GMT
Fake sign fun.
By Simon Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:13 GMT
Interesting idea but...
By Andraž Levstik Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 11:20 GMT
Adaptive sound control
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 13:03 GMT
Chris F
By Chris Fleming Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 20:30 GMT
@Andraž Levstik
By Jim Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 11:25 GMT