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Comments on: Dell coughs to second Vostro laptop keyboard cock-up

OMG Dell get something wrong. 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 14:58 GMT

Stop the press! Dell make a mistake!

If this is the worst piece of news to come from Dell as they slash their Irish workforce, they'll be doing well.

I prefer the wrong one 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:08 GMT

Easier to find the backslash...

surely they'd have noticed 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:10 GMT

The users that is before Dell pointed out the obvious.

Well, if they buy a Dell what can they expect.

Still wrong 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:30 GMT

Thumb Down

If your pics are accurate, they still have the large 'Shift' key, they've just moved the backslash from the left end of the row to the right end and shifted all the other keys one to the left.

now we know who was laid off in the last round 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 17:58 GMT

Unhappy

Must have been in the quality control department.

One wonders what other items are no longer being done after all the reduncancies at Dell, which is why I avoid buying from companies for a while after the ditch people. All those people were doing something (and if they weren't then the managers should have been laid off for incompetence), and after the layoffs, whatever those people were doing isn't getting done. Apparently quality control was deleted as a work item....

Oh dear 

Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 20:34 GMT

The silly xubts!

The previous was perversly pervious? 

Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 03:33 GMT

Sorry, I am just being a smart arse. Nothing to see here.

Re: now we know who was laid off in the last round 

Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 08:32 GMT

Boffin

"All those people were doing something (and if they weren't then the managers should have been laid off for incompetence)"

There is a small problem with your theory...

If the managers are laid off, people will realise that they weren't doing anything, then their managers will be laid off, etc, etc all the way up the chain.

All that'll be left are the monkeys on the floor, who will realise that they have no boss and start doing nothing.

Come to think of it, being Dell, this would be a good outcome!

Dude, you're getting a WHAT?!? 

Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 10:11 GMT

Coat

SurfDude: Dude, you're getting a Dell!

Joe6Pack: Oh, shit!

SD: No, dude, seriously, you're getting a Dell!!

J6P: Can I have a root canal instead? Much less painful....

SD: You don't want a classic, all-American computer?

J6P: Not when I am understanding the excellent support gentleman not at all...

SD: OK, how about a Vostro?

J6P: Huh? 'Vosotros' is archaic second-person plural in Spanish....

Dell are a lot like Microsoft. When they started out, you were rooting for them and (usually) enjoyed dealing with them... but now...

Show me a company in any other industry that could repeatedly, knowingly ship defective product and still be near the top in their industry. Only in PCs do we routinely accept such mind-blowingly negligent garbage.

(Mine's the dental coat with the huge bloodstain... Thanks)

Dell's quality control process 

Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 12:27 GMT

Apparently Dell's "own quality control process" works like this:

QA #1: "Hey has that shipment arrived yet?"

QA #2: "Yeah."