By sheridanPosted Wednesday 25th June 2008 14:58 GMT
Stop the press! Dell make a mistake!
If this is the worst piece of news to come from Dell as they slash their Irish workforce, they'll be doing well.
I prefer the wrong one
By PaulPosted Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:08 GMT
Easier to find the backslash...
surely they'd have noticed
By pctechxpPosted Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:10 GMT
The users that is before Dell pointed out the obvious.
Well, if they buy a Dell what can they expect.
Still wrong
By Chris MillerPosted Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:30 GMT
If your pics are accurate, they still have the large 'Shift' key, they've just moved the backslash from the left end of the row to the right end and shifted all the other keys one to the left.
now we know who was laid off in the last round
By Anonymous CowardPosted Wednesday 25th June 2008 17:58 GMT
Must have been in the quality control department.
One wonders what other items are no longer being done after all the reduncancies at Dell, which is why I avoid buying from companies for a while after the ditch people. All those people were doing something (and if they weren't then the managers should have been laid off for incompetence), and after the layoffs, whatever those people were doing isn't getting done. Apparently quality control was deleted as a work item....
Oh dear
By ChrisPosted Wednesday 25th June 2008 20:34 GMT
The silly xubts!
The previous was perversly pervious?
By Anonymous CowardPosted Thursday 26th June 2008 03:33 GMT
Sorry, I am just being a smart arse. Nothing to see here.
Re: now we know who was laid off in the last round
By Anonymous CowardPosted Thursday 26th June 2008 08:32 GMT
"All those people were doing something (and if they weren't then the managers should have been laid off for incompetence)"
There is a small problem with your theory...
If the managers are laid off, people will realise that they weren't doing anything, then their managers will be laid off, etc, etc all the way up the chain.
All that'll be left are the monkeys on the floor, who will realise that they have no boss and start doing nothing.
Come to think of it, being Dell, this would be a good outcome!
Dude, you're getting a WHAT?!?
By Jeff DickeyPosted Thursday 26th June 2008 10:11 GMT
SurfDude: Dude, you're getting a Dell!
Joe6Pack: Oh, shit!
SD: No, dude, seriously, you're getting a Dell!!
J6P: Can I have a root canal instead? Much less painful....
SD: You don't want a classic, all-American computer?
J6P: Not when I am understanding the excellent support gentleman not at all...
SD: OK, how about a Vostro?
J6P: Huh? 'Vosotros' is archaic second-person plural in Spanish....
Dell are a lot like Microsoft. When they started out, you were rooting for them and (usually) enjoyed dealing with them... but now...
Show me a company in any other industry that could repeatedly, knowingly ship defective product and still be near the top in their industry. Only in PCs do we routinely accept such mind-blowingly negligent garbage.
(Mine's the dental coat with the huge bloodstain... Thanks)
Dell's quality control process
By DalePosted Thursday 26th June 2008 12:27 GMT
Apparently Dell's "own quality control process" works like this:
Comments on: Dell coughs to second Vostro laptop keyboard cock-up
OMG Dell get something wrong.
By sheridan Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 14:58 GMT
I prefer the wrong one
By Paul Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:08 GMT
surely they'd have noticed
By pctechxp Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:10 GMT
Still wrong
By Chris Miller Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:30 GMT
now we know who was laid off in the last round
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 17:58 GMT
Oh dear
By Chris Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 20:34 GMT
The previous was perversly pervious?
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 03:33 GMT
Re: now we know who was laid off in the last round
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 08:32 GMT
Dude, you're getting a WHAT?!?
By Jeff Dickey Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 10:11 GMT
Dell's quality control process
By Dale Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 12:27 GMT