By Chris GibsonPosted Monday 4th August 2008 10:46 GMT
@dervheid: "Gullible" is reading a technology story in the Daily Mail, and assuming it's true. Or did your rabid desire to slag off iPhone users override your common sense?
This is clearly rubbish, a revised form factor wouldn't make any sense. Everything about the iPhone is built around a large touchscreen. Swapping this for a smaller screen and a "scroll wheel"...?! Personally, I very strongly doubt this will happen.
Someone at the Daily Mail has sat down and thought, "Hey, if Apple have released an iPhone... and there's already an iPod... and there's an iPod Nano... maybe there'll be an iPhone Nano! Let's print it, the 'kids' love iPods and this will make us look trendy. Can we invent an 'anonymous industry source' to add some gravitas?".
By Ian FergusonPosted Monday 4th August 2008 11:46 GMT
You think this is bad? I've been busy marketing this Christmas's pantomimes since February. Some venues even announce their next Christmas show before the current one has even arrived.
By Christian BergerPosted Monday 4th August 2008 14:23 GMT
Build an iPhone Shuffle. No buttons, it just dials numbers at random.
Althought I still don't get one part of the concept. Why should someone want to carry a phone around? It would be much better if Apple just got rid of that part and just buildt a portable web-browser.
By Shane McCarrickPosted Monday 4th August 2008 17:35 GMT
Why would anyone go to the trouble of milking a product to death like this? The iPhone is a cash-cow for Apple- cheapening it with a piece of crap like is being suggested makes no sense. However it also makes absolutely no sense that the iPhone is being pushed at corporate customers when it doesn't have a keyboard and doesn't support video calling........ Even things like the Samsung F700v have these basic features........ Are we really technologically that far ahead of the Yanks, here and in Japan?
By Giles JonesPosted Monday 4th August 2008 17:56 GMT
"Althought I still don't get one part of the concept. Why should someone want to carry a phone around? It would be much better if Apple just got rid of that part and just buildt a portable web-browser."
Maybe because some of us have friends we want to talk to? :)
Hm, I don't see much of a problem with a touch-wheel in the back of the thing, actually... Depending on the interface (software), of course. For instance, I never look at my iPod Nano's wheel when using it. I look at the screen only, and the finger just rotates around or goes to one of five positions (center, N, S, W, and E, say). Hardly something that needs visual guidance.
Not that I think this piece of "news" is anything to trust anyway, mind you, but whatever even if it's true.
By heystoopidPosted Monday 4th August 2008 19:17 GMT
Or is it because a number of plastic backed units are sporting cracked and flawed plastic casings and an odd one or two has gone a tad melty due a rapid discharge of it's battery cooking the cheap dupont plastic nicely ?
Choices from the Cupertino Pirates are those designed to empty the fans wallets and credit/debit cards whilst they raid the kids future college funds for the rest as well !
Oh to be blind , thick , gullible and stupid at the same time like the one in ten thousand wankers who continually fall for this stupidity every time !
Such is life , as for Ifoney bargains Nelson has the answer for this in following two words "Ha ! Ha! " !
By pctechxpPosted Monday 4th August 2008 19:30 GMT
I'm really getting bored with hearing about Apple day in and day out.
Has Linus Birtles got some deal with Jobs that says the Reg must carry an Apple story EVERY day in exchange for a few grand a year to cover the server/bandwidth fees?
I own an iPod Nano and yes its great at what it does but so is a light switch!
I have to ask how many different ways apple can merge an MP3 player and phone and how many different form factors they can come up with before people realise its the same bloody thing in a different package!
Mind you, looks like the market is getting as bored as me as Apple shares are on the slide.
Time to come up with something original Jobs as the iPod/Phone are old news.
By Adrian EsdailePosted Monday 4th August 2008 23:38 GMT
Too late!
Here in Australia the first Easter Eggs for 2009 (!) were spotted on the weekend at Coles Supermarket, Katoomba, NSW. Yep. Easter, 2009. Buy early for Christmas 2010! BUY! BUY! BUY! CONSUME!
Isn't that one of the signs of the imminent return of Gozer?
Am I the only one that remembers this new design being touted as "the next iPod", with speculations that it might actually be this "whispered-about but never seen" new phone venture from Apple?
Now, a couple of years later, the *same* patent design is being trotted out and it's now "a new iPhone", unless it's a new "whispered-about but never seen" iPod.
By Tim BatesPosted Tuesday 5th August 2008 04:50 GMT
It was always going to happen... Not everyone wants the iPhone feature set/price as they are now, but every "cool" school kid wants to say they have one.
Now, as for the design:
To get an iPod Touch, they took the phone parts out of the iPhone.
To get the iPhone Nano, I predict they'll simply use what they have spare from all the iPod Touches they've sold :P
What did the Romans give us? Roads, clean water, sewers, concrete....
And what did Steve Jobs give us? A few expensive plastic toys and some eye-candy so-called operating system or two. So some trendy overpaid musicians (so-called) and graphic designers (so-called) and scientists (so-called) and kids (so-called) like their stuff - well, they fucking would wouldn't they.
Solid command-line industry standard no-nonsense DOS on an IBM foundation - that's the way to go!!
And then elbowing into the serious mobile entertainment sector with a bloody do-nothing crowd-pleaser that spawned a whole fucking me-too stampede by PR-driven rivals who should have known better.
And then this fucking iPhone (so-called) bleeding cheek - Motorola and Ericsson not good enough for you, eh! Stuck-up pink satin shirted bastards...
You'd never see Dixon of Dock Green swallowing this toxic plastic confectionary candy-floss.
Next thing you know there'll be colour television, sliced bread and electrical gadgets to toast it with...
Paris cos she understands the age-old wisdom of real utility, although she's not so solid when it comes to attractive packaging to lure the punters...
The iPhone (2G) is not going anywhere anymore, coz most people (who have the money) want a 3G phone. But loads people (I guess, in this now cash-strapped economy) could quite fancy a re-engineered iPhone Nano type product, which is basically a re-designed iPhone 2G.
OK - so maybe a slightly smaller display, smaller battery, but with pretty much the same "guts", just shrink-wrapped onto a smaller PCB and then wrapped into a smaller "package".
The 2G "technology" is proven, so there's plenty of life left in the old horse....like PH.....(or is she a bike - coz everybody's ridden her ??).
By Robert HillPosted Tuesday 5th August 2008 09:11 GMT
"The fact it's the size of a brick and weighs a ton. Not good in the pocket."
I just don't know where you get that...having owned 3 HTC smartphones, including the original Touch (the smallest), my iPhone 3G is without a doubt the best phone in the pocket I have ever had. It's THIN...thinner feeling even than the Touch, and the extra length isn't objectionable at all. As someone who carries my phone in my trousers pocket, all I can say is you really need to carry one for a bit before you comment - it is obvious you haven't. There ARE smaller phones, but none with a true smartphone feature set...
By Anonymous CowardPosted Tuesday 5th August 2008 10:09 GMT
The world's fastest personal phone, running a phone-enabled version of Mac OSX Leopard on an 8 core call-processor to enable you to make up to 6000 calls at once. Housing the electronics is a titanium "iBackpack" designed by iPhone inventor
Al Gore, the iPhone Pro is also Airport enabled, letting you make calls wirelessly over the network at up to N rated speeds. Control input is by a new "multi-multi touch", letting up to twelve people simultaneously make calls using their hands, feet and elbows. GPS is provided by the much faster US military satellite network, although coverage is limited to areas in the vicinity of missile installations. The customisation list is huge, and a fully specced iPhone Pro will set you back a cool £678,187, although with basic options this comes down to a more reasonable £3,471. Available in late December, the iPhone Pro is expected to make mainly media industry phone calls.
I think this is actually a good idea, think about it, kids who have nano's are also the most likely to have PAYG mobiles, a cut down PAYG nano version of the iphone is therefore ideal for this market!!
still, this talk of a scroll wheel AND a touchscreen is just nonsense, the whole point of the touchscreen is that it is the input device, its like having a car 'now with handlebars AND a steering wheel'
By Alexis VallancePosted Tuesday 5th August 2008 10:47 GMT
Well, I own a Touch and that's too big for your pocket. Thin, yes, but its length is awkward.
The iPhone is much thicker and weighs a whole lot more.
Smartphones by their nature are going to be a bit bigger - fine.
But for us who want a more consumer based phone, size is a factor. The first thing I thought when I held the iPhone was "I wouldn't like to carry this around in my pocket all day".
The market is full of handsets which are much lighter and smaller. All I'm saying is that an iPhone Nano would be an advantage to those of us who want a more compact device.
The Nano concept exists because it's what consumers want.. Otherwise, they'd be no iPod Shuffle or iPod Nano.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Tuesday 5th August 2008 11:17 GMT
Every new toy we buy looks like crap after a year, and then we just move onto the next must have......why ?
Get a 6310i if you want a phone, and turn the wireless on if you want music, as for the internet - it is clearly the work of Beelzebub and should be avoided.
MAC products are just fashion items anyway - like Harleys they are masterpieces of form over function - only difference is you don't have to be fat to own a MAC.
Comments on: Rumour of redesigned iPhone
Shocked and appalled of Tunbridge Wells #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 4th August 2008 09:13 GMT
Expect the new carrier to be announced shortly #
By Alex Posted Monday 4th August 2008 09:15 GMT
Yay! #
By dervheid Posted Monday 4th August 2008 09:33 GMT
scroll wheel #
By Jon Posted Monday 4th August 2008 09:45 GMT
Yeah. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 4th August 2008 09:54 GMT
Aaah #
By Rob Posted Monday 4th August 2008 10:11 GMT
"Expert" #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 4th August 2008 10:17 GMT
Gullible? #
By Chris Gibson Posted Monday 4th August 2008 10:46 GMT
Steering wheel on the back seat? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 4th August 2008 11:44 GMT
Re: Shocked and appalled of Tunbridge Wells #
By Ian Ferguson Posted Monday 4th August 2008 11:46 GMT
@ Chris Gibson #
By dervheid Posted Monday 4th August 2008 12:14 GMT
Jeebus ... #
By Greg Fleming Posted Monday 4th August 2008 12:15 GMT
Thanks for the laugh... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 4th August 2008 12:56 GMT
and... #
By frito_x Posted Monday 4th August 2008 12:56 GMT
oh and PS @ AC / Guy Kewney #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 4th August 2008 12:59 GMT
Dialing from behind #
By Lotaresco Posted Monday 4th August 2008 13:35 GMT
What someone suggested earlier #
By Christian Berger Posted Monday 4th August 2008 14:23 GMT
Why? #
By Shane McCarrick Posted Monday 4th August 2008 17:35 GMT
@What someone suggested earlier #
By Giles Jones Posted Monday 4th August 2008 17:56 GMT
@Steering wheel on the back seat? #
By J Posted Monday 4th August 2008 18:03 GMT
Makes sense #
By Alexis Vallance Posted Monday 4th August 2008 18:20 GMT
Or #
By heystoopid Posted Monday 4th August 2008 19:17 GMT
The Party Shuffle's over #
By pctechxp Posted Monday 4th August 2008 19:30 GMT
Well obligatory smutty innuendo... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 4th August 2008 21:11 GMT
Predictive specs #
By Richard Scratcher Posted Monday 4th August 2008 22:16 GMT
So #
By Emo Posted Monday 4th August 2008 23:33 GMT
@ Shocked and appalled of Tunbridge Wells #
By Adrian Esdaile Posted Monday 4th August 2008 23:38 GMT
Old news #
By Neoc Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 04:38 GMT
Easy to predict #
By Tim Bates Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 04:50 GMT
Jobsy, give us something original... #
By xjy Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 07:05 GMT
...and why not? #
By Timbo Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 08:28 GMT
@Allexis #
By Robert Hill Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 09:11 GMT
I would never buy an iPhone. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 10:01 GMT
Industry source rumour of iPhone Pro #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 10:09 GMT
brick #
By Rob Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 10:44 GMT
C'mon - it is a large and heavy phone #
By Alexis Vallance Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 10:47 GMT
@Robert Hill #
By Stu Reeves Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 10:55 GMT
gadget fatigue #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 11:17 GMT
RE: I would never buy an iPhone. #
By bluesxman Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 11:35 GMT
@ A/c #
By Stu Reeves Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 13:05 GMT
@Stu Reeves #
By Robert Hill Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 17:56 GMT