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trolls in action 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 14:51 GMT

Flame

it is amazing how parasite company who sole business model is to STEAL money (Sisvel) have enough resource to corrupt a whole country's custom....

Armed customs officers... 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 14:53 GMT

Unhappy

at trade shows?

On the off chance that there 'might' be a patent infringement (a civil matter, surely, even in Germany)?

Heavy handed or what.

All this 'patent' malarky is getting well out of hand.

Slightly on the dramatic side... 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 14:54 GMT

Much like in most countries, police are routinely armed with standard issue side-arms in Germany so the fact that it was an "armed" raid is actually quite non-controverial.

What an embarrassment 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:05 GMT

Alert

Ever heard of letting the courts decide what is an infringement?

Instead we have these gestapo tactics.

History repeats itself over and over until we all vomit apparently.

Excuse me, 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:09 GMT

Happy

What super powers do 'TEAM REGISTER' possess?

Good way of suppressing competitors ! 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:23 GMT

Good ploy - suggest that your competitors are infringing your patents, Customs go in, keep out punters, take away kit. Even if the kit is later found to not infringe your patents, by the time it gets returned the show is over.

Could be fun at Infosec in London 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:26 GMT

if I made lots of anonymous complaints that all the encryption stuff fell under the definition of "munitions. Which it does in the US. If only the US authorities had jurisdiction over the UK.

Oh, hang on a minute...

Mines the one with the McKinnon name tag in.

But seriously, if every trade show is going to be raided at the behest of companies spoiling it for each other it makes them not worth going to, except to see saled droids squirm.

Great way to remove competition 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:26 GMT

Thats a great way to remove your competitors shiny new products from a trade show!

'Got nothing to show, worried your old products look bad?'

'Call us now and we can remove your competitors products - 999-PatentRaid.'

Hot Babes With Handguns 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:28 GMT

Paris Hilton

The black stripe over her eyes just adds to the allure, wouldn't you say?

Paris. Because she'd look good with a Glock, too.

Bargain 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:29 GMT

It actually makes patent fees seem quite reasonable, if you get your own private police force in the bargain.

Patent Infringement is much more dangerous than hoodies with knives, after all.

Great way to encourage... 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:31 GMT

Coat

... more technology shows to be held in your country. How effective! ;-)

Talk about over-reacting 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:31 GMT

From the article it sounds like the customs guys have decided to go on the attack without any actual evidence of wrongdoing. That's not going to go down well with big business.

If I were an overseas exhibitor I'd be reconsidering attending any future German events. I suspect CEBIT is going to suffer.

Discount for being raided? 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:32 GMT

Perhaps, in future, Trade Show Organisers should offer discounts to exhibitors for being raided....

Or maybe for those that aren't - sort of implies they are not at the leading edge somehow...

Sisvel 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:40 GMT

Flame

...are clearly a nasty piece of work.

Heavy Handed 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:41 GMT

Stop

It seems incredibly heavy handed to us in Blighty, but then I suppose the Germans don't shoot you for being slightly dusky.

Tschüss 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:44 GMT

Sounds like they're doing their best to move the trade shows to other countries.

Hmmm... suspicious 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:46 GMT

Coat

A spokesman for German Customs told us: "We've raided 69 companies today. We have seized equipment including flatscreen TVs, CD players, set-top boxes and MP3 players."..... and we're going to have a big ole party later with the drug enforcement unit, the blond customs agent will probably get her baps out as well.

gimme a break it's friday and I'm mere minutes away from going home... the one with a gun in the pocket ;) okay I'll stop now

Sisvel on both occasions 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:47 GMT

If nothing is found, I hope they have the crime of "Wasting police time" on the statute books in Germany. At least the companies concerned should be able to sue for the German equivalent of "Defamation of character".

And how many infringements did they find? 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:48 GMT

Pirate

"Customs raids at trade shows are nothing new - in March several stands at monster show CeBit were raided by German police and customs. They were acting on complaints from patent firm Sisvel which suspected that its intellectual property, or that of its clients, had been infringed."

So these Sisvel boys seem to sick their attack dogs wherever they like, but the question is, how many infringements do they find?

I really hope... 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:53 GMT

Black Helicopters

...that those companies that were raided and are found not to have infringed any patents sue Sisvel and the German government for everything they can. This kind of bad press sticks, and if the companies in question have done no wrong then an apology (which they probably wouldn't get) isn't enough.

Achtung! 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 15:59 GMT

Alert

If you haff done notting wrong, you haff notting to fear.

Armed you say? Geeks are far more violent than I knew.

possible course of action? 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 16:04 GMT

organized pays fat compensation to raided companies and sues Sisvel for damages

patent holders, my ass

Your name vill be added to ze list! 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 16:28 GMT

Joke

Don't tell him Pike!

Protoplasm doesn't make good journalism 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 16:31 GMT

Flame

> From the article it sounds like the customs guys have decided to go on

> the attack without any actual evidence of wrongdoing. That's not going

> to go down well with big business.

It sounds like that because the wankers that pass of as journalists for the Reg didn't do their homework. Courts have issued 51 orders, based on 69 complaints. Customs is just doing the legwork, executing the 51 orders. But properly reporting that, or at least getting the figures right, would probably have meant that the protoplasm claiming to be a Reg journalist would have to do a tiny bit of research in his alcohol induced haze.

And the solution? 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 16:40 GMT

Dead Vulture

Just call ahead and make sure you aren't breaching any patents.. Simple!

http://www.sisvel.com/EUregulation.asp

and also from their website "Besides, Sisvel is a member of AIRI, the Italian Association for the Industrial Research".

I bet they are..

Confusing Civil and Criminal Law 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 16:58 GMT

Pirate

Colour me confused here, but since when is it the business of the *government* to intercede in civil disputes, either with the police; the army; or any other government branch such as C&E?

I know this word is bandied around so often that its meaning has become diluted, but surely this is a very literal indication of the rise of fascism ... again.

Patent disputes begin and end with *civil* measures, and have zero to do with the government, so why are government enforcers raiding trade shows, like a gang of thugs sabotaging a competitors business? What has patents got to do with Export Duty or Dangerous Goods? Are patents being given the same consideration as *firearms* now?

Scary.

But then I suppose we could ask similar questions about why *our* government is interceding in the equally *civil* disputes involving alleged copyright infringements in the UK ... by mandating data retention laws ostensibly to counter terrorism, but *actually* in capitulation to the demands of MAFIAA® goons like the BPI.

The disease of Intellectual Monopoly fanaticism has spread completely out of control. Frankly, if it were up to me, I'd declare any and all attempts to assert "property" rights on such ethereal things as illegal ... not the other way round. The "IP" industry is nothing but a bunch of gangsters, in word and in deed, and it needs to be shut down. Now. But who is going to do it? Certainly not the bent politicians who are in the MAFIAA's® pockets. By the will of the people? Not likely, we'd need a measure of actual *democracy* for that to happen. AFAICT the "will of the people" has been cast aside completely, in exchange for the will (and money) of a bunch of gangsters.

I challenge the governments of the "civilised world" to disprove that theory.

@ Neil Hoskins 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 17:04 GMT

"It seems incredibly heavy handed to us in Blighty, but then I suppose the Germans don't shoot you for being slightly dusky."

Last time I was in that dump (a good few years ago, Gott sei danke), the darkies were filtered into separate checking channels at the airport..

Show management should 86 Sisvel 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 17:18 GMT

Flame

If I were show management, I would be sending Sisvel to the door sans their exhibitor (and all other) badges and have the labor pool pack up their booth post haste; especially if there were no retail sales allowed at the show.

Any event that happens to be sponsored by them, as show management, I would claim credit for these "generous donations" as coming from an "anonymous sponsorship."

Was the first raid by Sisvel... 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 19:22 GMT

Gates Horns

...resulted in a discovery of infringement? If not, the authorities should seriously consider heavily penalizing Sisvel should it tries to pull the same stunt.

Can you get anymore blunt about stiffling innovations?

Jodphurs! Holy sh-t! 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 19:39 GMT

Alert

But where' the riding crop?

Reaction? 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 19:42 GMT

Black Helicopters

Anyone notice the difference in reaction from these guys to being photographed with the reaction of Brit cops when they're photographed?

Black helo obviously.

RIAA 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 19:49 GMT

Is branching out and going world wide. First these groups bought the police in the USA, now Germany. Watch out UK. You are next

the true question 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 20:01 GMT

Alert

is are the customs female officers issued the bullet-proof bra the reg reported earlier ?

USA, Germany, UK.. 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 20:04 GMT

Quick, everyone submit immigration papers to Russia. We'll all be safe there.

Oohhh Errr! 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 21:43 GMT

That lady of the law in the second pic could search me for contraband!

The 'whateverinfringement' patrol 

Posted Friday 29th August 2008 21:55 GMT

Coat

<sarcasm>

Anyone been to sisvel's website? That company is an agent for other companies to 'protect and exploit' patents in the CE sector, so they are just doing their job, like MPAA and RIAA (which will surely learn from this). So hopefully we will be seeing Zoll and Bundesgrenzschutz (German version of the 'Feds': just so that you Register guys don't mistake them for playground supervisors...<g>) at concerts next, to confiscate instruments from the bands because they played a riff that 'the artist formerly known as 'the artist formerly known as Prince' once used.

Wow.

</sarcasm>

That the Zoll guys carry pistols is quite normal. In Germany you usually find all policeforce armed. Which, I think, is not all that bad, because there is a much higher resistance to shoot someone than to club, mace or taser him; also more persuasion to stop when told for the guy beeing chased, if he knows that he won't be out of range 6 feet away. I know policemen who haven't taken out their pistol other than in the shooting gallery for ten years. And that was Duisburg, not the exactly the quietest place.

BTW, @ 'Hot Babes With Handguns': probably not Glock, usually SIG Sauer or Heckler & Koch.

Mine is the heavy one with the tiles in it...

Sisvel should have to the the salaries of all 200 customs officers... 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 00:19 GMT

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if nothing is found. As well as, any court costs and assumed loss of revenue that any of the companies affected can even suggest that they lost.

I am curious about what the laws in Germany are concerning copyright infringement. Is it a civil matter or a criminal matter?

The problem with the legal system. 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 03:31 GMT

Boffin

Is that lawyers have far too much influence on it.

There's an English translation of the appropriate law here:

http://www.ip-firm.de/patentact.pdf

The criminal patent infringement stuff is in section 142, it's a little crazy and somewhat hard to read being translated legal speak.

Lovely patent mess 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 04:56 GMT

Is it time to move CeBit someplace else?

Not wishing to tamper with a winning formula, but... 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 06:15 GMT

Paris Hilton

I think blacked-out-eyes customs lady would make a fantastic character for our regular Playmobil Friday cast. I reckon she'd be able to handle Optimus Prime with skill and flair.

Without wishing to make any sort of slight upon her character, but if there were a mutiny aboard the HMS Martina Navratilova, she would end up their new captain. Or nemesis.

Of course El-Reg readers will now leap forward to strike down my ideas as being so wrong. Just watch.

And can we have a Playmobil Friday icon too please? Although Paris is pretty close to being plastic.

SSe anSSver iSS in SSer name 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 08:26 GMT

Black Helicopters

>>Neil Hoskins

It seems incredibly heavy handed to us in Blighty, but then I suppose the Germans don't shoot you for being slightly dusky.<<

But they do seem to have the same dubious regard to those in the electrical industries.

Any reason the company name is an anagram of Evil SS?

Krystalnacth 2?.

In the 1930'ss sse RAF vere adwertissing sser ssplendourss of sserwing in Iraq and bombing camel herderss; all sser vhile missssing sse point that Chermany vass getting ready for sseir holidayss in Francce oncce again.

@Neil Hoskins 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 08:58 GMT

Black Helicopters

"It seems incredibly heavy handed to us in Blighty"

I think you'll find that customs in the UK can be equally heavy handed. The expression "law unto themselves" springs to mind.

@Neil Hoskins 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 12:06 GMT

Pirate

Our British Customs and Excise chums have the right to enter any premises in the UK, by force if needs be, without a warrant.... They are some of the nastiest bastards around. They can strip a car at the port and leave you to put it back together again.

"There's a half empty bottle of vodka at the back of this bus and until I know who it belongs to you're not going anywhere" - Dover Customs Thug.

True story, I was there with 12 others...

Oh, er, even though that was a few years ago I'm staying AC.

right move too 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 12:09 GMT

Black Helicopters

Sisvel seizes court. Court assesses case and decides to investigate. Customs carry out court order. Judicial process will follow its natural course.

Everything is fine, nothing to report.

If everyone is so unhappy, instead of complaining, why not act as grown up citizens and helping rewrite the law? Can't do because there is X factor on TV or Football season starting?

Heavy handed German police? 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 12:57 GMT

How many taser related deaths were there in Germany this year? Or last year? Heck, the last five years?

@dervheid 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 13:36 GMT

Of course the customs agents were armed. Dont you know that everything anyone does thats even slightly wrong these days is due to terrorists.

Perhaps a spelling error - Sisvel 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 17:09 GMT

Black Helicopters

I was noting the first thing that came to mind, at seeing the action and it came to reason that there may be a spelling error on the name Sisvel

Perhaps evilss would be more fitting.

Don't take it to seriously but this is what the encroachment to freedom to information looks like.

Going to court too much trouble 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 17:17 GMT

And you need stuff like proof. Most Inconvenient when you are trying to extract money for a dodgy patent. Just another trick to make it easier to pay the extortion then fight.

Corruption at work 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 18:35 GMT

Stop

Of course, all this is probably due to EU-level legislation against "teh piratez", enforced aggressively by the German authorities. Fat brown envelopes were presumably handed round at the European Commission to get that directive through, although some of the culprits are probably stupid enough to buy into the whole competitiveness argument about having companies buying up patents and "licensing" them being a pillar of the new economy of Europe.

I believe there's a political ideology based on getting branches of the government to act of behalf of corporate interests at the expense of those of the general public...

re: Heavy Handed 

Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 19:29 GMT

Pirate

>It seems incredibly heavy handed to us in Blighty

clearly you have never delt with those b*****ds at the Inland Revenue

@AC 

Posted Sunday 31st August 2008 00:09 GMT

Unhappy

Funny that, every time I see IR, I think IRA

Anonymous Coward 

Posted Sunday 31st August 2008 04:58 GMT

clearly you have never delt with those b*****ds at the Inland Revenue.

Hmm lets compare your tax man to ours . If Bin Lauded owed baxck taxes the IRS would found him in 48 hours.

Who Cares ? 

Posted Sunday 31st August 2008 07:39 GMT

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"clearly you have never dealt with those b*****ds at the Inland Revenue"

It no longer exists.

Inland revenue has been replaced by "Her Majesties Revenue and Customs"

Noting that visits from the tax and/or vat people were feared across the length and breadth of England and Wales (Scottish people just laugh at them) the .gov decided to combine the worst of the best into a single entity of terror. HMRC.

In any case: "IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR"

@andreas koch 

Posted Sunday 31st August 2008 07:45 GMT

Black Helicopters

Check the grip on the gent's firearm; it's clearly a Glock (probably a G-17 from the length of the holster) as neither Sig or H-K use grips with "finger" spaces quite like that.

Must dash, they've come to get me as I clearly have Knowledge Of Use To Terrorists (I can tell what a real gun looks like with more accuracy than the average Politician)

HMRC - Hired Monkey Readies Consequences. 

Posted Sunday 31st August 2008 10:15 GMT

Flame

In any case: "IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR"

So I can get a look at the terrorist's cook book with no recriminations?

HMRC? Hidden market research cashiers? Her Majesty's recycled currency? Hidden mattresses re covered?

Steal an advantage 

Posted Sunday 31st August 2008 22:17 GMT

Go to trade shows, steal competitors soon to be released products. Claim patent infringement (even though there's probably prior art), steal all their good ideas (early demonstration and development products may be easier to copy as they can have debug information in the code or on the PCB).

Stop going to CeBIT 

Posted Sunday 31st August 2008 23:18 GMT

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Trade show is expensive. The choice of timing is a shame. Even if nothing is found, the whole show will be over by then. It's a lost for everyone. Certainly, customers will think twice to go to CeBIT again.

Anagrams 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 07:10 GMT

Coat

While we're on the subject, the lads with guns have all got "ZOLL" written on their backs, "ZOLL" is an anagram of "LOLZ", so this is clearly a practical joke. MSI and such obviously lack a sense of humour.

The guns aren't Glocks, they're Glugs - a well-known glockalike water pistol.

Yup, the one with the whoopee cushion and can of shaving foam in the pockets please.

Why not? 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 07:31 GMT

Why not expediate the whole process somewhat and just let the companies shoot directly at one another? People would be a whole lot less inclined to patent troll if they thought intel para-legals were going to break down their doors and murder them.

Use this to our advantage 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 08:18 GMT

Paris Hilton

and produce a certificate saying the bible has been patented and storm the scientology office.

Paris as she knows about domination

@AC 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 08:59 GMT

Close but no cigar ;) It is a H&K P7 Pistol. I don't think it's used outside of germany - it was developed specifically for their Police Force. It does look very similar to a Glock 17 though, but the finger indentations are wrong, as is the shape of the grip.

Time limit? 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 10:20 GMT

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Did Sisvel invent these patent ideas? Do they actually manufacture anything? If not, then they should lsoe all rights to their patents within (say) 2 years. The ideas become public domain.

Other companies (such as ARM) who do invent and then license their tech still need to be protected somehow (maybe the fact they need to create the prototype would count as "manufacture"), but there has to be a way to stamp out the other parasites.

They are stifling free trade and innovation. Isn't that what the EU bleats on about protecting?

@ El'Reg 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 10:30 GMT

"Darkies" and "Duskies"

Does anyone moderate this? I'm all for a giggle on the comments boards but not racist remarks, even if they are a poor attempt at humour.

Re: @ El'Reg 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 10:42 GMT

(Written by Reg staff.)

I moderate this. When I'm not moderating it, others are, but I'd like to think we all have an understanding of the usage of words in a satirical manner, often to highlight the prejudices of others rather than express their own.

Bang on 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 11:25 GMT

@ Sarah; Absolutely correct.

@ Neil; It really happened, it was at Frankfurt am Main some years ago...all the non whites were filtered into one customs channel. I get stared at by customs people as well these days, I've got black hair, a beard and my skin is slightly swarthy.

Can't say this is doing the Deutsche Messe any favours... 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 11:31 GMT

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...I would imagine that after this sort of thing, manufacturers will start to boycott German trade shows, and we will all need to fly to Taiwan to see new technology, rather than have manufacturers risk a presentation being undermined by a spiteful competitor, and heavy-handed firearm-wielding Zollamt officers.

You can't blame the manufacturers if they decide on this course of action - Germany getting its police involved is the wrong thing to do if you are trying to encourage companies to show off their technology. Everyone knows now, that all a competitor has to do is cry "Patent violation" (these days, it's a bit like crying "Rape!"), and that company has zero presence at a trade show they've paid lots of readies to attend - even if, in the end, they turn out to be 100% innocent.

If I were the Germans, I'd be thinking very seriously about how this sort of thing is going to affect them in the near future. Germany is a magnet for several types of trade shows (not just CeBIT in Hannover) - and having vendors decide to present their new products elsewhere will hurt Germany greatly - there will be a lot of lost revenue, especially in hotel, restaurant and transportation trades.

US patents 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 13:38 GMT

Hmm, i would be interested to find out which patents were said to have been infringed, and in what way. AFAIK exhibiting products is not infringement, unless you're selling them off the stand then it doesn't matter what's in them. therefore the (nice-looking) goons should not seize anything other than boxed product.

another matter is the territory of the patent, the "noddy" american system routinely issues patents for devices that would be ruled "obvious" or "prior art" in the EU, and products based on these obvious ideas may not be legal for sale in the US, but should be exhibitable in the EU.

Move the show to another country 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 15:02 GMT

This show should be moved to another country which doesn't pander to the needs of some patent hungry company..

Another power is gained by the Minister 

Posted Monday 1st September 2008 17:58 GMT

If I were the organiser or promoter for for IFA and - especially - for CeBit, I'd be suing Sisvel and ZollAmt for every last penny. Because it would *be* my last penny: barring some serious high-profile apology and a statement of policy from the Chancellor's office, this latest raid on a major tech trade fair is probably the end of the line for CeBit.

At the very least, CeBit's no longer permitted to be a cutting-edge technology showcase with the movers and the shakers in attendance: I doubt that any such thing will ever be hosted in Germany again.

Trouble is, German law (and English law, for that matter) offers very little scope for compensation for losses, direct and indirect, incurred when your property is seized as part of a Police or Customs investigation. And they've only got to find one or two *arguable* patent violations in order to demonstrate that the search and seizure was 'reasonable'.

I could be wrong - it should be noted that I am not a lawyer and that you would be wise to seek advice from a qualified legal practitioner in your own jurisdiction - but it looks like trade shows and exhibitions cannot be protected against this kind of thing at all. Particularly in a federal nation-state: CeBit and IFA's organisers are locally influential, and would have an effective veto over such an action by local police, but *this* act of sabotage reflects political lobbying at the level of national policy, and the skilful cultivation of public officials at Federal level.

Or so a cynic might think. ZollAmt officials and the judicial office-holders who issued the warrants are, of course, dedicated and impartial professionals acting to uphold the law by their own best judgement. They gave - and will continue to give - the proper weight, no more and no less, to the advice of trustworthy experts in industry. I am certain, and I am sure that you will all take care to agree with me *explicitly* in your comments, that they did not give undue weight to the advice or information of any one particular company or special-interest group in this or any other case. I am equally certain that no individual or company influenced them unduly, that there is absolutely no question whatsoever that any individual or company sought to do so improperly, and I have every confidence that your published comments will be entirely in agreement with me on this particular point.

Organisers of similar events in the USA would be well advised to take note: there are lobbyists in Washington and legal advisors with a presence in all the competent courts in the individual states, who will maintain a watching brief for this kind of thing: but they are expensive, far beyond the reach of all but the largest companies. You have, at least, the consolation of knowing that the TSA and Homeland Security have shown themselves to be commercially-impartial in their overbearing offensive and occasionally- thuggish assaults on commerce, technology and the free exchange of ideas. Patent trolls backed up by federal marshals might be another matter. And yes, it *is* a federal matter if the infringement crosses state lines, or the trolls get a ruling that one or more of the (alleged) infringements involves a 'dual-use' technology with armaments and aerospace applications.

Who else will take note?

Far Eastern companies will view this whole affair with alarm: for some, it will have a familiar ring, a sense that the Minister, the Party Secretary and Chief of Police should be consulted advised and assisted in the usual way... They will also see our talk of 'impartial' and 'incorruptible' public administration as the sham it has clearly (in their eyes) been shown to be. And, as they haven't established a reliable way of getting people un-arrested over here, they will only ever send expendable junior employees out to exhibitions and trade fairs in Europe. Worse, there is absolutely nothing, bar common sense, to stop them 'advising' their own officials that *our* stands on trade fairs in Taiwan, Japan, Korea and - especially - China are now fair game.

You might want to take note of this, too: try telling a customs official or a district court that the economically-dominant Work Unit, Chaebol or Zaibatsu that owns everything and everyone in the host city isn't the victim of a patent infringement. Or that they shouldn't lock you up forever, declare all forty containers of your products contraband and extinguish your copyrights and patents - locally, at least - unless you pay the fines in full right now.

Closer to home, it would be nice to think that the proprietors of Kensington Olympia, the NEC and EdExcel would take note, too: hosting CeBit in the UK would be a major commercial coup. Trouble is, we've got patent trolls in the UK, too: technology fairs are now subject to an effective veto-by-decree as no-one will commit the money without an explicit and *public* ministerial guarantee that the show will be permitted to open and operate without being raided.

At least they don't take bribes here... But ministers and senior civil servants can be briefed, and frequently are, by people whose interests do do not correspond at all closely with the common good, and their ignorance of the consequences of their actions occasionally frightens me. And, as I've hinted in the title, we've taken the second big step in Rule by Fiat: not only does the minister have the power to forbid an assembly, he must now be petitioned in advance for an assurance that his minions won't shut it down after all the money's been committed.

So far, this is hypothetical: raids on trade shows are only happening in Germany... Aren't they?

@ Iain's 'Acthung!' comment 

Posted Tuesday 2nd September 2008 07:44 GMT

Joke

"If you haff done notting wrong, you haff notting to fear."

I find that very offensive, your stereotype is all wrong. My wife is German.

If you're going to take the piss it goes like this...

"If you haff done nussing wrong, you haff nussing to fear. Ja?"

(and yes my tongue is wedged in my cheek at the expense of my wife!)

Actually... 

Posted Tuesday 2nd September 2008 19:00 GMT

Coat

Think they're just there to score free tat at the booth owner's expense, using "copyright infringement" as a convienent excuse?

Mine's the one with the SPIE's Defense & Security Synopsium exhibit pass on the security officer's jacket...

trade show raid 

Posted Tuesday 2nd September 2008 19:03 GMT

While German patent law apparently allows this, it's hard to fathom why.