By Patrick BatemanPosted Friday 17th October 2008 10:49 GMT
... Abraham Lincoln said: " I'm sick of kicking around the house all day, let's go take in a show."
Who in Satan's glorious name would want to hold out their arm in front of them for hours and smear grease all over that beautiful, glassy screen? The beauty of the mouse is that I can sit back and control everything with barely a twitch of my hand. Even leaning forward to type something is a major arsepain. I bet they did no user trials for this whatsoever - and I mean proper ones, lasting at least a month, not those fake Microsoft "I can't believe it's Vista" interviews.
Mind you, I think touch screen phones are cack of the runniest kind too - my typing speed on them is about a tenth of what it is on a button keyboard.
Comments on: HP readying touchscreen laptops, phones
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By andrew wavey Posted Friday 17th October 2008 04:56 GMT
Worst idea ever since... #
By Patrick Bateman Posted Friday 17th October 2008 10:49 GMT
Gawd/ess #
By jake Posted Friday 17th October 2008 17:52 GMT