Looks more like Cthulhu in a novelty hat...

in the toast.

Yes Luke, I am your Toaster!

May the farce be with you.

This will explain Lord Vader's eating habits, I'm sure:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo

Does contain some swearing and Eddie Izzard. And also some written comments from people who believe it can't be funny as he is gay/transvestite/transsexual etc...

... he had the penne all'arrabbiata...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

Had the developers of this wonderfully unnecessary item been thinking, they would have had the toaster burn a negative image on reverse. Then we'd all have instant access to the Dark Side.

Mine's the rumpled floor length one with the deep hood.

Sorry, no. That's like saying "the Jedi is strong in this one". I think what you meant is "The Dark Side".

"This isn't the shade of brown you're looking for."

Aren't we all aware that Darth Vader's favourite dish is Penne a la arabiata?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

...that is freaking cool!

I want one!

Sods law the web site says it only ships to US & Canada, then there's the problem of the different voltages (I wonder if running one of these things at 240V would work and if it makes the toast browner?).

Rob

Looks to me like someone's been messing around with their Cylon toaster:

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/07/15/frakkin_cylon_toaster/

...toblerones, of course.

Helloooooo?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7LzE_qEvWCw

As thought of here: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8780007

Should have been Mouse Droid-shaped instead!

...i find your lack of marmite disturbing...

...i felt a disturbance in the force, as if a million rice crispies suddenly snap-crackle-n-pop'd in terror and then were instantly silenced....

...crunchie nut cornflakes and a cuppa tea are no match for a good slice of toast in your hand, kid

My son and I want this at home: "so that I can eat Darth 'Water' at breakfast" says my son....

I would second that!

Dear Santa...

Darth Vader eats Penne all'arrabbiata:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

"I felt your presents"

I find your lack of fibre most disturbing...

Something something something DARK SIDE, something something something COMPLETE.

What Would JarJar Binks Do???

Mine's the one with jam stains on the front.

if ti would have been Dark Helmet ! may the schwartz be with you

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created...

And experience the dark side of the toast.

"I want my breakfast, Admiral - Not excuses."

"You are to capture Solo alive. No shaking it up."

"I smell a disturbance in the eggs. Something I have not smelt since-"

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "The Empire is toast!"

...reminded of "Hardware Wars"?

...the enterprising ebayer that will put a piece Vader toast up for bidding,

"Look, you can see Darth Vader!, bid now, bid often!!!"

Are people still obsessed with a second rate Sci-Fi movie after all these years ?

Now a picture of Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed from a toaster would have real FleaBay potential ! (whatever happened to Golden Casino anyway ?)

Remember the Woolworths advert? "Did you purchase the toaster?"

...thus, you say to your toast before you eat it: 'there is good in you, I can sense it'

Wouldn't it be nice if the heating elements where based on a matrix layout so images could be uploaded. I once saw this done by a steerable CO2 laser but it wouldn't have fitted into the average kitchen.

they had made one with an image of jesus on I could have made a fortune flogging the bread based holy relics on eBay in Merica!

Only one and as Darth would say, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created......"

Most impressive

Are we talking about the same Dark Lord? One is the Dark Lord of the Sith, other is a noseless one.

What next? A freezer with a Carbonite and Hoth settings?

Yes that's a crap joke but I don't care because its gone 12 and I'm leaving work...

And it would have a bagel setting.

all too easy.....

that is all

....no matter which setting you put it on, it's always going to have a darkside....

Having just realised after 4 months in the house that we don't have a toaster, and bearing in mind that my fiance has an Imperial Star Wars tattoo, we NEED this.

When is it coming out in the UK?!