By Christopher P. MartinPosted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 15:38 GMT
...a traditional cheapo film camera to me. Yes I know... all I ever do is spot very minor mistakes and point them out. The you change them and don't accept the comment. Then I call black helicopters. Then you bitchslap me. Ah well, such is life. Maybe I should do some work.
By Eugene GoodrichPosted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 15:43 GMT
I suppose if I didn't have anything else to eat, I would 1) kick myself for having bought that robot with my food money then 2) eat the burnt omelette.
By FluffykinsPosted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 16:18 GMT
There's a wingnut in my soup
What would Confucius say today with such Technology as is #
By amanfromMarsPosted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 16:22 GMT
Does it scale up to human for AI Singularity and Autonomies .... Virtual Machine States with DynamIQ Digital Binary Rights ReManaged to Master Mentor Monitor .... which is Core Drive/Source Lode. Manchurian Mandarin Samurai is a Powerful Controlled DNA Profile/Phished File/Phormed AIgent for CyberSpace Safety and Security v2.0 Dharma Zen Peer to Traditional Peer Tiers Programming.
Just a few NEUKlearer Nuggets there to Cast before Perls and Herald a Rush/Trip/Magical Mystery Tour.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 18:34 GMT
Come on... robots are attempting to take over food production. Once they control all food they will suddenly cut off the production, causing humans to starve.
By Richard DrysdallPosted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 03:27 GMT
There's been a spate of these 'does task X' robots over the years, and they all have the same problem - they require the ingredients (or materials or whatever) to be carefully arranged in front of them. This may be suitable for a production line or maybe a large catering kitchen, but for household tasks, I'm willing to bet that no-one has designed a robot that can go to the fridge and get the ingredients, avoiding knocking other things in the crowded fridge over, selecting the oldest eggs first etc etc.
In summary, I we'll be doing the house work for a long time yet.
By Chris WPosted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 08:07 GMT
On an episode ot the Great Eggrace the teams were tasked with making the perfect omelette from some basic everyday objects.
The Japanese team were slightly confused, couldn't understand that not everything required an hi-tech solution then went away and spent years developing this robot.
Meanwhile the team of village idiots from darkest Somerset started shagging pigs in the hope one of them would give birth to an omelette. It was eventually explained to them this would not work and that in a future time they would be persecuted by a woman who would come to be known as Waqui Jacqui. Such strong emotional bonds had been formed between man and beast that it was decided a life apart was not an option so they ventured forth to setup a free-love comune in a place more understanding of their needs, the Appalachian mountains.
The contest was won by the team from much-machissimo-in-the-wold who, after much debate and puzzlement over what use a frying pan would be, got a woman to do it for them She also washed up afterwards, let's see the robot do that.
By M. PoolmanPosted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 12:07 GMT
What do you know of KoenigsEggs?
Only that they go so fast they're likely to ovaturn and you'll end up cracked with your brains scambled. Either that or you'll be pecked up in a speed trap by the coops, and get brought before the beak, which is exactly the sort of eggistential crisis I want to ovoid to have any chance of getting layed.
Oh for the wings of any bird, other than a battery hen - that's just the soth
Comments on: Boffins build omelette-making android
Prediction #
By Ralph B Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 15:24 GMT
Looks more like... #
By Christopher P. Martin Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 15:38 GMT
Looks burnt. #
By Eugene Goodrich Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 15:43 GMT
MotoMan SDA10 has seven axes #
By Mark Burton Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 15:59 GMT
Waiter! #
By Fluffykins Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 16:18 GMT
What would Confucius say today with such Technology as is #
By amanfromMars Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 16:22 GMT
Video? #
By Daniel Bennett Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 16:32 GMT
Egg-citing development in robotics? #
By M. Poolman Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 16:35 GMT
May I be the first.. #
By Andy Barber Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 17:07 GMT
As the saying goes #
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I for one... #
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Mars Calling on Santa's Christian Spirit #
By amanfromMars Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 17:43 GMT
RoTM #
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@Andy Barber #
By Ed Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 20:14 GMT
Saturday Kitchen #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 20:27 GMT
Cleggy #
By Cleggy Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 23:18 GMT
Not very useful #
By Richard Drysdall Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 03:27 GMT
Eggrace #
By Chris W Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 08:07 GMT
amanfromMars rocks! #
By Alex Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 10:37 GMT
Earth to Mars #
By M. Poolman Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 12:07 GMT
*blinks* #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 13:01 GMT
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