for people with more money than sense, i wouldnt be impressed with anyone waving that in my face id just laugh and hit them with my N95

That is utterly hideous. So nastily bling, it's untrue. The original Vertu handsets were admittedly quite simple and understated, even if they were pretty much bog-standard Nokia innards. Who the Hell designed this?! Ming the Merciless?

Mine's the mink fur one with the matching wide-rimmed hat, please...