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Comments on: One-eyed man creates prosthetic 'surveillance' eye

I can see the headlines now 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 17:27 GMT

Linux

Movie and Music corporations will start putting up scanners in doorways to movie theatres and music concerts to stop possible pirates.

Everyone will need to thier eyes scanned to allow the production of the arts to continue while keeping a record of everyones retina scan in a database to help fight terrorists.

Damnit! 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 17:43 GMT

Boffin

That was my idea if I ever lost an eye. Unfortunately I haven't been in a suitable shotgun / shark / crossbow accident yet.

Other ideas:

- Laser pointer

- Blue LED (to look like the Terminator)

- Spring-loaded fake eye that pops out on command

Bionic eye 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 17:56 GMT

Alien

Neat project. But why not make it useful by attatching it to the brain so he has stereo vision again?

Doomsday Fan? 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 18:57 GMT

Pirate

Terrible movie, but she did have a good eye.

LiPO batteries... 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 19:04 GMT

Alert

I don't know that I trust Lithium Polymer batteries enough that I'd want to have one operating in my eye socket. A real burning eye that Visine wouldn't help with.

RED 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 20:20 GMT

Dammit Ian, the Terminator's eyes are red. RED! ;)

I don't know whether I'm comfortable with people having disguised cameras in their eyes. No. Make that "I'm not comfortable with it".

I for one..... 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 20:26 GMT

...welcome our G'Kar imitating overlords!

now if only the eye could be popped out and left on a shelf, whilst the owner can continue to watch from afar.

@AC 17:56 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 20:44 GMT

"Attaching it to the brain"? *Way* easier said than done. It's not like there's a IEEE spec for neural signaling.

Re: Bionic Eye 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 22:20 GMT

Boffin

Surely you're not the first person to think of this.

I'm guessing the challenge lies in interfacing with the optic nerve... When you figure out how to transfer images from a digital camera into the proper electronic pulses to send those images to a person's brain, let me know...and by the way, don't forget to invert the image first!

@ Ian Ferguson 

Posted Friday 6th March 2009 22:29 GMT

- Laser pointer

Been done. Chap by the name of Sauron.

@Ian Ferguson 

Posted Saturday 7th March 2009 00:00 GMT

I'm totally on board with the laser pointer thing. Plus, think of the fun when you demand that an accuser "look me in the eye and tell me that" ...

Eye of the snake 

Posted Saturday 7th March 2009 00:04 GMT

Paris Hilton

Would this be for the one eyed bed snake ?

Could have profound medical benefits, not to mention in-depth action porn.

But what's the Humanity Cost? 

Posted Saturday 7th March 2009 00:08 GMT

Coat

Mines the one with the copy of the Cyberpunk RPG in the pocket...

real-life Steve Austin 

Posted Saturday 7th March 2009 05:34 GMT

Black Helicopters

During this last year, I had cataract surgery and my sister had a knee replaced. I joked that we were now the low-budget versions of Steve Austin and Jaime Summers, since my eyes didn't have zoom-lens capability and she didn't gain the ability to run 60 miles per hour.

Humanity Cost? 

Posted Saturday 7th March 2009 06:23 GMT

Coat

Not too much, probably no more than wearing trousers.

(Mine's the one with nothing under it.)

Xenocide anyone? 

Posted Saturday 7th March 2009 07:44 GMT

Mine's the Orson Scott Cardigan with the elbow pads

Re: But what's the Humanity Cost? 

Posted Saturday 7th March 2009 12:08 GMT

Coat

1d6 points IIRC.

@Jaowon 

Posted Saturday 7th March 2009 14:22 GMT

Like the oracle from "Dark Crystal"? I'd like one of those little fiber optic lines that constantly change color like a desktop christmas tree. Eye color on driver's license? All of the above.

Cyborg 

Posted Sunday 8th March 2009 17:13 GMT

In the TV pilot for the series The Six Million Dollar Man, and I believe in Martin Caidin's original novel Cyborg on which it was based, instead of Steve Austin being able to see with his artificial eye - that being considered a bit too far-out for a techno-thriller as opposed to far-future science fiction - his artificial eye merely contained a miniature camera.

Sounds like a divorce to me....................... 

Posted Sunday 8th March 2009 21:50 GMT

Paris Hilton

No dear - I wasn't checking out your sister.............

@Michael 

Posted Monday 9th March 2009 09:03 GMT

No need to reverse the image. The neural circuitry does this for you in a day or two, according to those who have experimented with image inverting spectacles. After you take them off it takes a similar time period to get back to normal.

@Richard Kay 

Posted Monday 9th March 2009 12:57 GMT

Gates Horns

Hmmm....

Would this reversing thing work on cats?

Plan:

Put the inverting goggles on

Film for amusement

Let them adapt

Remove goggles

Film for more amusement

?????

Profit!