http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gorgeous-gifts/gifts-for-him/swap-watch/index.html

oooooh lovely

I'm sure you can tattoo 'I AM A NOB' on your forehead for far less than a grand - same effect!

Of course whilst the idea of a watchphone sounds awesome on paper, when you actually put it into practice and find yourself having to walk around with your wrist against your ear to answer calls, then it all goes wrong.

I think I'll forgo the 3G, save myself 850 notes and get one of these:

http://www.expansys.com/d.aspx?i=168028

Now we can all pretend to be Michael Knight!

Tron Direct have been trying to flog a mobile watch on a Sky shopping channel for ages...

http://www.trondirect.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=44&products_id=145

If it includes bluetooth then you wouldn't need to put your wrist against your ear. I've been waiting for one of these since Dick Tracy...

You can also take photos of your ear while making a call.