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Comments on: Steve Jobs could return for iPhone speech next week

Utter bobbins! 

Posted Friday 5th June 2009 11:03 GMT

The WWDC keynote has NEVER been used to introduce new consumer-level hardware. It will instead concentrate on Snow Leopard and iPhone OS 3.

I'm guessing there will be a "media event" later in the month for any iPhone hardware announcements.

Is Schmidt still on the Apple board? 

Posted Friday 5th June 2009 11:15 GMT

I think they have Schmidt of Google on their board, which strikes me as nuts given Google have launched Android.

@Colin MacLean 

Posted Friday 5th June 2009 12:40 GMT

Jobs Halo

"The WWDC keynote has NEVER been used to introduce new consumer-level hardware"

Erm, wasn't iPhone3G officially unveiled/announced at WWDC '08?

He'll be "live" at the WWDC... 

Posted Friday 5th June 2009 12:48 GMT

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I can picture it already...

Schiller - "And I'd like to announce the new iPhone 3G Video!"

Crowd cheer.

Schiller - "Its simple to use, just go to your contact list, select who you want to call, and click Video, I wonder who we have in this contact list?"

Crowd start to murmur.

Schiller - "Lets try this number."

Big screen behind Schiller comes up with the screen of the iPhone and the "Calling" screen...

Call is answered and there is that moment where nothing seems to happen...

Schiller - "Hello? This is Phillip, whom am I speaking to?"

Picture appears and...

Steve Jobs - "Hi Phillip, Steve Jobs here..."

And the crowd go wild, whoop, whoop, whoop....

In the immortal words of Windsor Davies... 

Posted Friday 5th June 2009 13:02 GMT

Jobs Horns

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Rumour Central 

Posted Friday 5th June 2009 13:20 GMT

Joke

If Jobs was ever in a jokey mood, he'd hire someone to drive his car up to Redmond just for a laugh.....

@ Anonymous Coward 

Posted Friday 5th June 2009 13:42 GMT

it's been previously reported that Schmidt leaves the boardroom when iPhone topics come up. Apple and Google both seem OK with that setup.

@Jamie Hylton 

Posted Friday 5th June 2009 19:02 GMT

Unhappy

Jamie - you could at least given your comment the title "Contains Spoilers". Now it won't be worth watcing.