By Anonymous CowardPosted Friday 19th June 2009 14:00 GMT
Due to O2's cretinous upgrade policy and stupid 18 month contract lock in about 90% of people interested in a 3GS are currently stuck with the 3G they bought with six months left on their contract.
This says it all: http://twitpic.com/7shcg
#o2fail
And let's also not forget about the utter-royally-taking-the-piss-rip-off that is their tethering 'offer', where you are seriously expected to cough up £15 a month for the pleasure of using your existing data you are already paying for with a laptop.
Some amusing gruniad quotes from http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/jun/19/iphone-3gs-o2-sales-reports
O2: "Our online shop saw a 150% increase in online traffic in the first two hours."
- wow - that's almost.. half their regular users again.
But my fav:
"O2, which has the exclusive rights to sell Apple's new iPhone 3GS in the UK, said by 1.30pm that it had sold more of the phones this year than it in the entire day last year."
Where's the part where Jesus goes in? Isn't this the Jesus phone?
I've taken the 3G apart and it is without a doubt the easiest phone I have ever disassembled. Although I hate Apple and all things Apple-related, I must give the simple design a nod and thumbs up.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Friday 19th June 2009 15:46 GMT
Now personally I would have dismantled with something a little more, effective, like a 14lb lump hammer! Bloody iPhone fanbois, it's a tool for communication, not a life changing decision!
By Stuart GeppPosted Friday 19th June 2009 16:59 GMT
O2: "Our online shop saw a 150% increase in online traffic in the first two hours."
- wow - that's almost.. half their regular users again.
If you're going to be a pedant, at least do it right. A 150% increase is your normal traffic plus 1.5 times your normal traffic which is 2.5 times your normal traffic.
Quote: "it's a tool for communication, not a life changing decision!"
Thank you; at least someone around here still has some sense! My wife and I got iPhones afew weeks ago because we needed phones, and it seemed a nice upgrade.
The new 3Gs came out the next day -- I simply said, "Oh well." I probably would have known something was coming down the tubes if I had been trolling the Apple rumor sites. But who wants to live in that land of fanboi nonsense, victim to Apple's orgasmic press releases? No thank you -- in the end, it's just another **thing**.
By Anonymous CowardPosted Saturday 20th June 2009 07:33 GMT
"O2: "Our online shop saw a 150% increase in online traffic in the first two hours."
- wow - that's almost.. half their regular users again."
Ummm.. NO you'r thinking of a 50% increase 150% increase is 1.5 x more than normal so thats double and then half again.10 users -> 25, 100 -> 250 etc...
It all depend if the O2 Spokesman knows anything about maths and percentages and therefore actually understood what he was saying.
My guess is that he actually did not have a clue what he was saying and although what he strictly said meant 1.5 times more than normal, the actual increase was only 50%
Comments on: Man queues overnight to buy iPhone 3GS... and take it to bits
man wastes money on iphone 3gs.... #
By richard 69 Posted Friday 19th June 2009 13:55 GMT
But.... #
By David Adams Posted Friday 19th June 2009 13:59 GMT
He could have stayed in bed #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:00 GMT
Charger! #
By Rob McDougall Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:09 GMT
Let me get a Kleenex... #
By Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:10 GMT
But... #
By Wrenchy Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:18 GMT
Apple Porn #
By David Cherry 1 Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:49 GMT
Trick of the light? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:51 GMT
That reminds me #
By Hedley Phillips Posted Friday 19th June 2009 15:18 GMT
Good on you! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 19th June 2009 15:46 GMT
@AC 14:00 #
By Stuart Gepp Posted Friday 19th June 2009 16:59 GMT
Re: He could have stayed in bed #
By Steve X Posted Friday 19th June 2009 17:08 GMT
Who are these sad bastards? #
By DrXym Posted Friday 19th June 2009 19:01 GMT
@ AC 15:46 #
By zourtney Posted Friday 19th June 2009 19:28 GMT
(untitled) #
By jai Posted Friday 19th June 2009 22:19 GMT
I can see why they needed to build the battery in. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 19th June 2009 23:16 GMT
@AC #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Saturday 20th June 2009 07:33 GMT
Re: 150% increase #
By peter 45 Posted Monday 22nd June 2009 09:46 GMT
should have gone to specsavers #
By Georges Posted Monday 22nd June 2009 10:28 GMT
How Sweet #
By Doug Glass Posted Monday 22nd June 2009 14:01 GMT
18 month contract #
By Scott K Posted Tuesday 23rd June 2009 15:41 GMT