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Comments on: Man queues overnight to buy iPhone 3GS... and take it to bits

man wastes money on iphone 3gs.... 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 13:55 GMT

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should have gone to pub instead.....

But.... 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 13:59 GMT

Boffin

... will it blend?

We need to know!

He could have stayed in bed 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:00 GMT

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Due to O2's cretinous upgrade policy and stupid 18 month contract lock in about 90% of people interested in a 3GS are currently stuck with the 3G they bought with six months left on their contract.

This says it all: http://twitpic.com/7shcg

#o2fail

And let's also not forget about the utter-royally-taking-the-piss-rip-off that is their tethering 'offer', where you are seriously expected to cough up £15 a month for the pleasure of using your existing data you are already paying for with a laptop.

Some amusing gruniad quotes from http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/jun/19/iphone-3gs-o2-sales-reports

O2: "Our online shop saw a 150% increase in online traffic in the first two hours."

- wow - that's almost.. half their regular users again.

But my fav:

"O2, which has the exclusive rights to sell Apple's new iPhone 3GS in the UK, said by 1.30pm that it had sold more of the phones this year than it in the entire day last year."

Charger! 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:09 GMT

Jobs Halo

That charger looks much better!

Let me get a Kleenex... 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:10 GMT

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While I wank off over these pictures of an electrical device.

FFS is this REALLY what the Reg has come to. Pointless pictures of circuitry.

But... 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:18 GMT

Linux

Where's the part where Jesus goes in? Isn't this the Jesus phone?

I've taken the 3G apart and it is without a doubt the easiest phone I have ever disassembled. Although I hate Apple and all things Apple-related, I must give the simple design a nod and thumbs up.

Apple Porn 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:49 GMT

Paris Hilton

(nowt to see here)

Trick of the light? 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:51 GMT

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or is that board fried? looks very sooty around certain chips in the bottom right corner...

buy one now cos it'll be out of date tommorrow..

That reminds me 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 15:18 GMT

what the important things in life are.

Good on you! 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 15:46 GMT

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Now personally I would have dismantled with something a little more, effective, like a 14lb lump hammer! Bloody iPhone fanbois, it's a tool for communication, not a life changing decision!

@AC 14:00 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 16:59 GMT

Boffin

O2: "Our online shop saw a 150% increase in online traffic in the first two hours."

- wow - that's almost.. half their regular users again.

If you're going to be a pedant, at least do it right. A 150% increase is your normal traffic plus 1.5 times your normal traffic which is 2.5 times your normal traffic.

Re: He could have stayed in bed 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 17:08 GMT

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What part of "18 month contract" are these people having problems with?

Maybe O2 should just offer the 3GS as an upgrade for, say 500quid? Shouldn't discourage the fanbois too much...

Who are these sad bastards? 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 19:01 GMT

Who queue up a midnight for a freaking phone of all things. It's not even a new phone, just a variant of an existing model.

@ AC 15:46 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 19:28 GMT

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Quote: "it's a tool for communication, not a life changing decision!"

Thank you; at least someone around here still has some sense! My wife and I got iPhones afew weeks ago because we needed phones, and it seemed a nice upgrade.

The new 3Gs came out the next day -- I simply said, "Oh well." I probably would have known something was coming down the tubes if I had been trolling the Apple rumor sites. But who wants to live in that land of fanboi nonsense, victim to Apple's orgasmic press releases? No thank you -- in the end, it's just another **thing**.

Yes: I enjoy the device.

No: It will not change my life.

(untitled) 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 22:19 GMT

funny though - cos after all that he wasn't the first to post the pull apart pics

I can see why they needed to build the battery in. 

Posted Friday 19th June 2009 23:16 GMT

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Oh wait ;)

Let me see, rectangular box shaped thing, situated next to the casing. Hmm. Clearly that couldn't be made readily user removable. Noooo.

@AC 

Posted Saturday 20th June 2009 07:33 GMT

"O2: "Our online shop saw a 150% increase in online traffic in the first two hours."

- wow - that's almost.. half their regular users again."

Ummm.. NO you'r thinking of a 50% increase 150% increase is 1.5 x more than normal so thats double and then half again.10 users -> 25, 100 -> 250 etc...

Re: 150% increase 

Posted Monday 22nd June 2009 09:46 GMT

AC1 and AC2

You are both right...and both wrong....possibly

It all depend if the O2 Spokesman knows anything about maths and percentages and therefore actually understood what he was saying.

My guess is that he actually did not have a clue what he was saying and although what he strictly said meant 1.5 times more than normal, the actual increase was only 50%

should have gone to specsavers 

Posted Monday 22nd June 2009 10:28 GMT

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I did and didn't buy the iphone.

How Sweet 

Posted Monday 22nd June 2009 14:01 GMT

Go

Such clean fingernails. Their mommies must wipe them too.

18 month contract 

Posted Tuesday 23rd June 2009 15:41 GMT

Stop

The clue is in the title.

Just because you are an Apple owner != exempt from the law of contract.