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Comments on: Scientists print out super-slim battery

hmm, not rechargable 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 14:43 GMT

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looks like it might be quite usefull when they make it rechargable, disposable ones seem rather wastefull these days.

Interesting but not novel 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 15:04 GMT

Welcome

People like Power paper have been doing this for a few years now.

http://www.powerpaper.com

They sell them for all sorts of things including borg-like skin patches, so you too can look like 7 of 9

I for one, welcome our Jerri Ryan etc etc etc

Amperage 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 15:26 GMT

Unhappy

We don't want to know voltage, what's their capacity (Amperage)?

Very little I suspect.

Excellent idea, but I have one reservation 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 15:32 GMT

Happy

Being zinc-manganese (Basically a leclanché cell), the shelf life would probably be limited, and they don't handle extemes of temperature well. Still, new technology is always good :-)... isn't it?

Scale? 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 15:38 GMT

Megaphone

Mmmmm I see. My determination of that picture is that the battery is somewhere between 6.5 and 7 MILES long!

Why did they even bother putting a ruler in shot if its got no scale! Thats the point of putting rulers next to things in photos!

In reality it could be 6.5 or 7 inches, or centimetres, or one of those obscure units of scale, who knows!?

This is nothing... 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 15:47 GMT

Joke

This is nothing but a thinly veiled grab for power...or thinly printed perhaps.

Impressive 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 15:54 GMT

Boffin

"By placing several 1.5V printed batteries in series, higher voltages of 3V, 4.5V and 6V can also be achieved, the boffins claimed"

I would be mightily impressed if that wasn't possible, seeing as it works with every conceivable battery currently... In fact, technically a 'cell' is the 1.5V source and a 'battery' is a collection of cells.

Fraunhofer Research Institution. 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 15:58 GMT

Flame

These guys are good. Bloody good.

Remember MP3?

gcse 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 17:39 GMT

WTF?

>By placing several 1.5V printed batteries in series, higher voltages of 3V, 4.5V and 6V can also be achieved, the boffins claimed

Whooohoo- BREAKTHROUGH!!! Can they do 7.5 or even 9V?

They missed an obvious application... 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 17:39 GMT

Joke

... the Government should require high powered versions to be built into ALL clothing with a remote control available to all Police and they won't have to bother giving cops tasers any more...

tshirt power 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 21:43 GMT

I long for the day my tshirt can power my smartphone, this is what happens when hippies and technology converge.

@Stu:Scale 

Posted Friday 3rd July 2009 21:48 GMT

I believe its is a cm scale. Inch scales are usually divided into 1/4s, 1/8ths, 1/16s and so on. This scale is divided into 1/0ths.

@ Stu 

Posted Saturday 4th July 2009 08:32 GMT

Pint

I make it about 6.5 siriometers, which make the size more impressive than the battery itself

Smaller than potato battery 

Posted Sunday 5th July 2009 16:42 GMT

FAIL

A zinc-manganese battery? Really? That's the ancient "Super Heavy Duty" battery that every electronics device recommends against using because of the low current output, low power density, leak risk, and high self-discharge.

Fraunhofer Research says it would be good for bank cards. Do I detect sarcasm there?

El Reg Standard Units 

Posted Monday 6th July 2009 00:48 GMT

Joke

That must surely be in reg std units - thus it is an impressive 6.5-7 Wales

Is it just me? 

Posted Monday 6th July 2009 05:50 GMT

Joke

...or does the sample pictured look like

A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS

It would be more marketable if they had one terminal in the center of each pad.

( . )( . )

Please can i buy some double-D rechargeable nipple cells?

Paris cos her batteries are flat-packaged

looks like a maxipad 

Posted Monday 6th July 2009 08:28 GMT

Flame

The thing looks like a maxipad, maybe they should remarket it as a joypad.

Yea, more crap we don't need that can't be recycled 

Posted Monday 6th July 2009 14:05 GMT

FAIL

Anything that adds to poisonus landfill is good by me, will give something for future archeologists to talk about.