When I saw that headline I thought they were going to release another laptop for all bearded Linux geeks. So disappointed.

looks like a typo to me. Braun iso Brain - really no brainer!

Paris 'cos she knows all about brain and beauty!

Reg,

Yore way sting yore thyme.

From watt eye have scene, moast of the pee pull who reed yore on-line rag have grate

difficulty stringing a seem-pull sent tents two gether and our knot like lea to understand watt yew our banging on a bout!

Spalling? Gramma? Correct yew's of apostrophe's? Knot imp port tent in IT!!

Those would be my words to all the people involved in such a blatant f*** up like this. Positively incompetent.

Beer, cos it's Friday.

As I said.

Maybe they meant Eva Braun? Dell debuts Nazi Necrophile laptop shock horror?

This article was great. The caption of "Bzzzzzzzzz... Ouch!" on the second photo was truly hilarious. Congrats to the author (and whatever, if any, eagle-eyed El Reg reader brought it to your attention).

It's still live on the Dell site as of 8:45 AM CDT...

Yep, or maybe Brawn (as in computing power?)

Please don't let the Indian call centre or Americans update your website

kthnks

we really do need an 'epic fail' icon

(Grammer Nazis note - if my English is not perfect, dont comment, cos i aint gunna read it - get a life losers )

of putting an electric shaver into a portable device could be in the next iphone-killer. I can see the merit of having a quick shave before or while you take that special call

Seems they have gained a few extra inches (of column). So it could have been deliberate.

Hey, you didn't play Officer Crabtree on Allo Allo, did you?

(Goot Moaning.)

http://content.dell.com/us/en/corp/d/press-releases/DELLS-NEW-INSPIRON-Z-LAPTOPS.aspx

Classic

No, they really mean Braun. The CPU cooling fan doubles as a shaving blade. The downside to this arrangement is that you have to run a high load on the system while grooming, and the trimmings get blown all over your face.

Out sourcing, I suppose. Sometimes you get what you pay for.

Braun also makes some coffee equipment. And everyone knows computers and coffee go together. So there, I've solved that mystery for you. Let me know when the cheque's ready.

Paris, because she also goes with coffee, I've no doubt.

shore lee yew shoe'd right fir el reg.

As to the laptop, whether or not it has a brazilian it's a nice piece of kit.